Gabriella Montez

There’s a special place in your heart, and in your spank bank, for the character of Gabriella Montez. Especially High School Musical 2 Gabriella, who’s job as a lifeguard put her in a form fitting uniform and she also got wet throughout the movie. And, as you got older and you looked up when that film was shot, you don’t have to feel that guilty for checking her out because Vanessa was 18 when they filmed it.

As she stepped out, your excitement for your situation rose astronomically. You can’t believe your eyes. It’s 18 year old Vanessa Hudgens, basically, and she’s in her lifeguard uniform from the movie. Whistle and all. You don’t why that matters to you, but it kind of does. The fact that she’s an 18 year old makes this slightly interesting because that makes you slightly older than her.

Gabriella points to you and says, “You must be Eddie. I’m Gabriella Montez. I’m the lifeguard on duty.” She extends her hand and you shake it. “I’m here to teach you.”

“Teach me what?”