Furries. But do it carefully.

"Okay. I wish for Mike to be made immortal, and then placed in permanent suspended animation, in a indestructable crystal sphere, at the bottom of the ocean. Wait, make that all his teammates, and his coach."

"Do you wish to do this?"

"Yes."

"It is done."

"And now, I wish for all mankind, except for those who are immortal and in suspended animation at the bottom of the ocean, to be made into furries."

"You can't do that. It would destroy mankind."

"No, it wouldn't. There are still, technically, examples of Homo Sapiens alive on the planet, and as they are both immortal and beyond harm, they will persist forever. As such, mankind would not be destroyed."

There is silence in your head for a short while, and then you feel your body start to shift. You don't even need the Voice to tell you what it decided, but it does anyway.

"It is done."