Funtzel's Intergalactic Towing and Recovery Episode 2

At Funtzel's Intergalactic Towing and Recovery they'll do it all...for a price...

Funtzel's Intergalactic Towing and Recovery where everybody knows your name...but nobody gives a shit...

Funtzel's Intergalactic Towing and Recovery.....open through Infinity.

Starring:

Funtzel

Obb

Orksa

Foolkiller

Terror

Slapstick

Nega Sonic Teenage Warhead

Obnoxio the Clown

MadCap

Guest Starring:

Susan Storm

Pip The Troll

Susan Storm, aka FunBags, was delighted. Pip the troll had actually come through on his deal. Using his teleportation powers, they secured three (ahem...salvaged) towing vessels. They'd tripled their work output overnight. Within 48 hours, the jobs were coming in left and right. So they even NEEDED Pip to help with salvage transports, break downs and skip traces. Sue was currently processing a bounty in the cell processing area.

“I am an Ambassador of Stonus,” the gray gargoyle like alien named Balsaltar begged, trying to concentrate through the pressure he felt down below. “This is an outrage.” The Stonian looked down to see the human's white hand pumping his erect cock over a metal folding mat. “This is not the proper manner of garnering DNA,” he growled trying to fight the urges building in his tightening balls.

The female heroine pumped his cock faster. “We have a small crew,” she told him. “so this is the easiest way I could find.”

The politician growled, “BY THE GODS OF STONUS!” His hips thrust forward as his cock spewed gray grainy cum onto the mat below. The intense orgasm couldn't be denied. At that point, the alien didn't want to for that matter. She pumped his spurting erection with more pressure, until he was simply dripping onto the mat. “I have been BEWITCHED by a human!” He looked over to the blonde, who was licking her lips staring at the bubbly cum on the mat.

Sue walked over and bent down in her leather black skirt. She folded the mat up carefully and walked over to a large clear container. Using her hands, she tipped the mat over, watching the gray grainy cum begin to fill half the container.

“I have questions?” the gargoyle alien demanded as he stood nude. “What am I being charged with?” The alien watched the blonde human dip a small disc into the container of sperm, and come back with a drop, which she shoved into a machine and confirmed his identity.

Sue shrugged moving to the computer to begin printing out documents for Obb to finish processing the prisoner. “No idea, but since Strator is two cells down, and the third name on the bounty is Magnor, I'd guess you're involved with a plot against Prince Gorgolla.” When he didn't answer and looked down, she new she was right. “Unfortunately, you're a political prisoner, so you don't get the chance to discuss with Funtzel,” Sue shook her head.

The Earth girl walked to the door. He called her one last time. “Why did you measure my penis woman?”

“Policy,” Sue nodded, holding the container of DNA in one hand, and the paperwork in another. She left the alien to muse over his fate, and handed the large Cyclops alien Obb his paperwork. “How's Orksa,” she said, signing were her signature was required.

“Good,” Obb spoke of his girlfriend, the large, well, massive sister of Funtzel. She was also a Crustaceapotomoid like her older brother. But, apparently the females of their off species were MUCH larger. Orksa was the size of the Hulk. “We should do the double date thing again, maybe tomorrow at 10PM?”

The blonde human laughed. “Funtzy is in bed by 9PM big guy.” She walked to the elevator and pressed the button. Sue waved goodbye, clutching her container of rich, thick alien cum. It was actually the container for a blender. “I hope his shit is as strong as Strator's,” thought Sue. She had learned that the more thick, and the more rich and foamy semen came from the stronger of the alien males.

She made her way to the office. Susan walked into the kitchen, and opened the large industrial sized fridge, they'd just put in. The entire upper left side, FunBag's side, had containers of cum with her name on it, and containers of humanoid meats with her name on it. She got a little annoyed when she saw that someone ate her blue meat, the Kree meat. “FUCKING Madcap,” she sighed. Or Terror, he'd been known to grab slices.

Her hand reached over and grabbed a container that read “Sligg: Krogg” right above the words “FUNBAGS!”. Sliggs were a brown insectoid race with a hard shell in the back, six tentacled arms, two tentacled antennae, two pinchers above the mouth and big emerald green bug eyes. The Fantastic Four had tussled with some back in the day, and Sue had met Krogg. Thought he had died, right before her eyes. Apparently, she was wrong, and he joined up with the former Slig cop Groggar, another Slig supposedly dead. Luckily, the Funtzel boys were able to capture Krogg, Groggar and his most of Krogg's gang.

Sue's first taste of green Slig cum was only 24 hours ago. She sipped it and her eyes went wide open, and she slurped down the vanilla milkshake like cum in five seconds. To the point she burped and had a cum-milk mustache. She was already addicted. She made three shakes that day, and put it on her lunch AND her dinner. It tasted like the best vanilla shake she'd ever had on any planet.

Sadly, she was almost out of Krogg. She emptied the container into a smaller cup. Then she poured in some of the Stonian Balsa tar’s cream to mix it in. She dipped her fingers into the Stonians, and tasted his essence. Strong and flavorful, she smiled to herself. If she ran out of Krogg she still had Groggar. She hadn't even touched his sperm yet. And three Slig gang members. In fact, Sue's area had about twelve containers of sperm. There was Ralfzz sperm, the cartoonish aliens with big heads. There was green Borer sperm, two containers FULL. About six containers of the blue Bedlamites sperm. Those creepy aliens that looked like the ones from the movies. Had thin drippy dicks, Sue laughed to herself. There was even Kree sperm, which Sue glanced at smiling at the name “Yon Rogg”. It kinda made Sue hot to think that with any luck, she'd be putting his sperm on a sandwich of his own meat. Little dicked fuck, Sue hated Kree.

Before making her morning shake, Sue made the pot of coffee. Funtzel would be in soon. She got his cup, and his breakfast squids, with the big eyes. Then she added ice to her container, and placed it on the blender. Her finger hit 'puree' as the blender whirled to life.

Sue hummed, happy that things were going so well fir the business. She looked down, to see her skirt, covering her black fishnets. “That won't do,” she said, and he pulled her black skirt up, so the white lacy thigh high tops of the fishnets could be seen. She liked to look good for her boss, make him happy.

“HEY FunBags!” a jubilant voice spoke from behind her. The former Fantastic Four member turned, and smiled to Nega-Sonic-Teenage-Warhead. The girl ran to Susan and grabber her chin and looked up, moving her lips towards the taller blonde's. It was an attempt to kiss her, but Sue put a stop to it.

“Not at work Nega,” Sue waved her finger and put it on Nega's young black lips.

Nega Sonic sighed. “You're never any fun at work.” The tight, but somewhat muscular young girl in the black jumpsuit walked to grab a cup of coffee from the cupboard. “What you making,” Nega looked to see Sue pouring a container of green shake with gray grainy swirls.

“Sligg,” Sue said and sipped her cum shake. She had a smile of pride on her face, and knew what was coming next from the little 'lesbian' with the short spiky hair.

Nega reached her hands out. “Gimme...gimme....gimme!” The teen eagerly begged.

Sue laughed, pulled her mouth from her thick and rich shake. “You can make your own.”

The teen hurmpf'd in anger. “You always make the best cum shakes though...I never get it right.” She poked Sue's left breast. “YOU got me addicted to insectoid cum Sue!”

The older taller heroine handed her young X-slut teammate the container. “Fine you whiny little millennial.”

Nega looked at Sue, “Your like five years older than me,” she laughed and sipped the foamy drink. Her eyes closed and she moaned, holding the cup with two hands. “Mmmmm,” she smiled. “It's got a like creamier taste today....” Nega said, licking green cum off her black lips.

“That's Stonian, good shit too,” Sue grabbed her shake back. She poured a little in Nega's coffee, and then made herself a cup. “Now go up to the docking bay, you got a 'run' with Macho Gomez,” Sue walked over and set her coffee cup and her cum shake cup down next to her computer.

“FINE!” Nega whined again, “but you tell that yellow alien FUCK if he wants PUSSY or a BLOWJOB he needs to wash his smelly ASS.” She walked away, and Sue watched her tight teen ass sway in that black jumpsuit. “See you at the party babe,” Nega called to Sue. They were celebrating the good fortune after work today. Maybe it'd be a half day. It was the weekend tomorrow.

The day went by nice and smoothly. Funtzel wanted for nothing as usual, Sue pulled her weight and then some. The thick heavy hard balls of Funtzel never stayed full more than a few hours.

It was around noon, and Sue was munching on blue Daasghari sandwich, with insectoids cum sauce. She'd popped open the container Groggar essence. It wasn't nearly as tasty sadly, still good, but Sue realized she might have to dip down to the cells to 'extract' more DNA from Krogg the gangster.

She was dipping her sandwich into the cum on the plate, printing invoices, and wondering if she knew what Kree she was eating. She constantly read news about deceased humanoids. She had heard Galen-Kor had died in battle with the Badoon, so Sue was buying all the blue humanoid meat from her black market source. Her source INSISTED she was getting some of Galen-Kor, specifically prepared for her. She ended up getting so horny she sucked and fucked her lizard alien source. She cooked the Badoon a steak in bed fully nude, wanting to eat the 'FUCKER fresh' she told him. As she feasted and then rode the small lizard alien to climax, she regaled him with stories about how she fought with Galen-Kor, and how he was....a PUNK BITCH. Sue's exact words.

She bit her sandwich hoping it was more Kor meat, and began to hear rumbling in the ducts. Sue looked up. The air vents were moving erratically. The thing in the vents moved to the kitchen and Sue followed slowly. She observed a grate above the far end of the kitchen. It flung out with some ****, and Sue gasped when something raced into the kitchen. It was big, furry...and...and...

“Fuck,” Sue crossed her arms. “It's you.”

Rocket Raccoon was smiling at Susan, dusting himself off. “Heya Blondie.”

Sighing, Susan walked back to her desk.

“I knew it was a rodent.” The little rude raccoon hopped after her, leering at her fishnets and her ass in the tight skirt. She had shoulder length blonde streaked hair in the front that was shorter in the back. She sat down and put her black rimmed glasses on, and crossed her secy legs, letting her black heels bob. “You shouldn't BE here.” Sue pointed to the wall of 'most wanted' bounties. Rocket was right there with Wardog, Picaroon and Chomps of the the Special Executive or Technet.

Sue and the Fantastic Four had a run in with Technet once, and she didn't want to speak about it. Let's just say they turned her blue for some damn reason. To this day Sue says it was 'poor writing'. (Don't bother to look it up dear reader).

“Funtzel won't let you go again.” She swirled in her chair and grabbed a file. “Hell, I already processed you for at least THREE of these bounties.” She slammed the files down. “We're ready to BAG AND FUCKING TAG you ya little rodent,” she laughed and returned to her computer. “I suggest you take off.”

Rocket sighed, smelling her sex, knowing she had no panties on. He hadn't fucked her in months. “How long you gonna keep this up Blondie?”

Sue crossed her arms and shot her former lover a glare of ****. “YOU put me up to this. Said I could PAY off YOUR debts.” She was shaking her head. “What were your words....that I'm good with the books...and GREAT with my mouth.”

Rocket scratched his head. “Yeah, but Barbie, that was supposed to be for two weeks.”

The girl bared her teeth to the little furball. “You think you can make me fuck ALL your friends, and EVERYONE you owe money too, and you didn't think I might LIKE one of these guys.”

The small Guardian of the Galaxy was begging. “We can take off right now Barbie,”

Sue shooed him off. “Nope...I'm FunBags now, and I'm Funtzel's anal bitch in the office, and at night I'm Funtzel's ANAL BITCH....in the sack.” Sue laughed at her pun. She was getting annoyed and she needed more coffee. Walking him back to the vents might get him to leave.

But the rodent insisted on her coming with him. Sue turned her back to him, and then she felt his snout dive under her skirt. “Get the fuck outta.....OHHHH.....” His rough tongue was sliding over her pussy, and dipping inside quickly. As she moaned uncontrollably, his paw darted up and inside her cunt, easily finding her g-spot, and twisting it in his furry black claws. “OOOOOHhhhhhhhhh!” She moaned softly, and Sue's body fell over the counter, as she was paw-blasted to orgasm. Rocket had been her lover for years, and the little fucked still got her cumming in seconds. She rubbed her hair, sensing her defeat. The sound of a sliding metal chair over the floor filled her ears. She stared forward. You're gonna get fucked Susan, her mind told her. She felt her skirt lifted quickly, not more than ten seconds from her orgasm, his tongue was still lapping her juices. Then it was gone. She kept her eyes fixed on the wall in front of her. “Just GET it done quick.” She begged, and felt a warm cock enter her dripping cunt. “UH....UH....UH....UH!” Sue was moaning in time with the rodent wild thrusts, her bead buried in her arms, the soft sleeves of her white top sliding on her face as she was pumped with rodent cock from behind. “Uh....uh....hurry....uh....up.....just cum.....before he BAGS AND TAGS US BOTH!” She pleaded. He dug a clawed finger in her ass, and rotated it around. “UNNNNNHHHH!” Sue cried out loudly, cumming all over the little shit's dick.

His cock hardened fully inside her as her pussy clamped on his cock. “AHHHH...FUCK YEAH!!” Rocket grunted pulling her hips to him as he began cumming inside her.

Sues face was still in her sleeves, catching her breath, and breathing heavy from a great orgasm. She hated that Rocket was quite possibly her best lover ever. She could NEVER stop him. She clicked her right fingers and pointed to the vent. “JUST GO ALREADY! YOU GOT PUSSY DICKFACE!”

She felt her ass get slapped and Rocket said. “I'll be back Barbie.” Then Sue heard the vent shaking. She sighed and stood up, adjusting her skirt, feeling cum begin to dribble out. Her hand grabbed a container, and she placed it under her pussy opening her legs. The coon's cum dripped into the blender top, and when she felt it was all out, she capped it and labelled it “HalfWorld: Coon” and then in big letters “FUNBAGS!”

An hour later, Sue was still adjusting in her seat as that asshole coon's cum kept dripping out. She was adding to her 'list' under her desk. The measurements of the villains and heroes of the Marvel universes cocks. Some were done from memory, and some from this job. She had hundreds of names. She added Balastar's 11 inch Stonian cock. Which was big for a Stonian. The Stonian's fell on the more 'Earth cock' size side of the dick-size linear line. Humans of Earth, Kree and Xandarians, sat on the left side of the line, with cock sizes ranging on average between 3 to 5.5 inches. Yes,THREE inches. Thank you JACK FLAG, Sue laughed in her head as she pointed to his name to confirm. Next to his name was now Yon Rogg, at 4.5 inches. Names like Johnny Storm, Reed Richards, Tony Stark, and Hank Pym occupied the same area on the list. Sorry Reed, thought Sue, you can stretch but this is just for the numbers.

At the opposite end were Half-Worlders with 8 to 11 inches on average. Weirdworld Dwarves,Trolls, and Goblins fit in this same category. Followed by Skrulls with 10 to 13 inches. Then there were the Badoon, and other lizard aliens who averaged 12 to 15 inch cocks. Sadly, her fav green guys couldn't compare to Kymellians and horse like aliens, who rocked two feet of cock. Technocrat was at the top of her size list. Biggest dick in the Universe, Sue laughed tapping his name.

The smallest dick was actually Syphonn the GREAT of the Negative Zone. For such a tough villain he fell hard for the “Teen Nega in tight clothes” gambit that was almost always successful. He rocked about two inches. Sue laughed when she processed him. Sue then realized J'Sonn of Sparta now had a micro dick, thanks to Sue and Rocket. She erased his former length of 6 inches and added 1 inch. “SMALLEST COCK IN THE GALAXY!” Sue shouted with laughter.

Later in the day, Sue was really needing to take a good piss. She NEVER used the lobby bathroom, but she could go into Funtzel's and maybe take a leak in his private bathroom. But she thought it best to just use the woman’s bathroom above them on the docking bay. She always went up there, right at this time, like clock-work. Before going up, she grabbed a container, not really thinking why.

She made her way to the elevator, leaving a 'be right back' sign in the lobby in case people showed up. Walk-ins were still welcome. She boarded the elevator and moved up to the top floor. The Terror, Slapstick, and Madcap were fixing the main tower, she waved and the nodded. Madcap smiled at her with that black lipped evil grin on his yellow skeleton like face with the pustules. His black eyes looked dead. Sue knew he had odd powers of manipulation. Here, you weren't supposed to use powers unless necessary. She cringed, seeing him leer.

The beauty made her way to the woman’s room, with two stalls. She set the container on the sink and went to the first stall. Considering that Nega, Sue and Orksa were the only three females on the station, it was barely used. Sometimes females requiring fixes on ships arrived, but NO one felt safe here. They probably shouldn't, thought Sue, with the lot of crooks upstairs. **** on the large station was largely to a minimum, except for a few hot heads.

“Need more toilet paper,” Sue said to herself as she sat down, and pissed. She used the remaining tissues to wipe and took a mental note to add an order to the maintenance droid. Other than the 'boys', now including Pip, and Funtzel, Obb, Orksa, Nega and Sue (about 12 employees in total), the station was all operated by robots. The medical bay, the grocery store, the bar, maintenance and the gym were all operated by droids.

The door to the bathroom opened. “Nega?” Sue called, “is that you?” She thought Nega was downstairs working on her vouchers in the computer rooms. Orksa didn't come up here much, so it couldn't be her. The big hippo-crab female, sister of Funtzel, kinda just lived on the station with her boyfriend Obb.

Sue adjusted her skirt and stood up, her heels clicking as she walked out the stall. She saw the purple pirate like boots before she left the stall, knowing it was fucking Madcap. She came out fixing her hair, seeing him standing in the middle smiling with that black stare that made Sue feel odd. She wished he kept his mask on. He still had the rest of the costume on. “This is the ladies room,” Sue moved past him and went to the sink to wash her hands.

“You may bend over now Susan Richards!” The yellow skeleton villain smiled.

Sue looked at his eyes, those dark eyes in the bathroom mirror. “Not during WORK hours Madcap, you know the policy.” But her body was already bending down as she looked in his strange dark eyes.

“Lift your skirt Mrs. Richards,” the black lipped villain continued.

Sue was shaking her head. “Don't call me that at WORK Madcap, how many times do I have to tell you,” her hand was reaching back and lifting her skirt. Her small ass came into view, with her puffy dripping mounds. The villainous madman smiled even wider. Sue heard his pants unzip. He closed the gap between them, and Sue felt him grip her hip with one hand, and slide a cock inside her wet pussy. “Uhhhhh......we have policies.......uhhhhhhhh,” Sue was trying to tell her employee “what's what” around here. In her mind, she was giving him a lecture and he was listening. She wasn't stupid, she knew she was being fucked, but what she didn't know was that Madcap's eyes were his hypnotic power, able to make people act recklessly. A little suggestion always helped, Madcap realized long ago.

He was smiling down at her ass, watching his cock slip in and out of her pussy. The woman was trying to explain policies as he fucked her against the tiled wall above the sink.

BONK! BONK! BONK!

Her head was hitting the wall as the hypnotic villain plowed her. “Policy 6.5 stated that there will be no seeeAAAAHHHH....no sex during work.” She finally got it out as he picked up his pace fucking his yellow pole into the heroine turned secretary. “There is also Policy 7.2(A)....that....OHHHH GODDDD.....” she began humping back at her villainous lover. “....7.2(A)....no genitals will.....will be...” she couldn't finished her words as her body was going stiff.

“You may cum Mrs. Richards,” Madcap taunted and spanked her ass hard.

“OOOHHHH GODDDDDDD! YAAAAAS!” Sue's face planted against the wall with a smile, and she stood on the tips of her heels, extended her sexy calves in those white fishnets. Her pussy quivered and contracted, pouring lovely womanly liquids all over the villain's yellow prick. Her body collapsed against the sink.

And then Madcap pulled out, slapping his dick on her ass as her pussy dripped with honey onto the floor. “Mrs. Richards, you may get what you desire.”

“As long as you understand the policies Madcap,” Sue stated turning around and sinking to her knees. She grabbed the container on the sink. His dripping yellow thin, but long strange pustule covered cock bobbed in front of her face. Sue gripped its base, and sucked on the tip. “I appreciate that you are listening Madcap,” she sucked his pole deep into her mouth. She then pulled off and slapped her tongue over the boils at the end of the yellow dick. “I'm glad you understand, we run a tight ship here,” she stated thinking everything she said was true. She sucked his pole in half way to the base.

Madcap gripped her short blonde hair hard and pulled her face down fully onto his cock. “Of course Mrs. Richards, now let me give you want you need.” He began slamming his cock in and out of her mouth, face fucking the Invisible Woman hard and fast.

WUMP! WUMP! WUMP!

The sounds of his hips slamming into her face echoed in the bathroom. Susan just let him fuck her face, going over policy in her head. “UCK,” she coughed around his dick, her eyes tearing up. Her make-up began to run. “UCK,” she coughed again feeling the entirety of the yellow prick slice down her throat, he was only pulling a small bit out now, making she to feel her throat around his cock.

WUMP! WUMP! WUMP! WUMP! WUMP! WUMP!

Madcap was fucking her face like it was a pussy, and he was some kind of animal. “Get the container ready Mrs. Richards,” the villain laughed. Then he slammed hard one last time, burying his cock deep into her throat.

“Uck,” Sue choked on the dick, feeling the cum begin to flow. Since she could take her mouth away, when her throat and mouth overflowed, black cum began to pour down her face. “Gluck!” She choked, because she didn't want to swallow too much of the warm hot black seed. The cum poured out her nose fast and down her chin, dripping into the container she held up with both hands like she was praying. Finally sated, the villain pulled off, and Sue's face moved down, she began coughing, “ACK! ACK!” Black cum poured from her mouth filling the container.

Madcap was walking away whistling, “See you tomorrow afternoon Mrs. Richards.”

“Madcap wait!” Sue called, still on her knees her head bowed, dark cum pouring from her nose and mouth over chin and down into the slowly filling container. Through teary eyes and make-up rolling down her face, and with cum pouring down her chin, she spoke. “I'm glad we had this talk and you understand the IMPORTANCE of the policies.” She smiled, black cum rolling down her lips. “ACK!” She bent over to cough up a huge wad of cum from the back of her throat right into the container.

The laughing villain left her to collected herself. She placed the container on the sink and began wiping the make-up away, licking the cum from her under her nose, around her lips and on her chin. 'I'm glad when people understand WHY I put these policies in play,” she smiled to herself.

She walked happily back to the office floor, and went to the kitchen. She placed the container on the counter and looked for a marker and a tab to stick on to label the cum. However when she did, she turned the cylindrical container to see she had already labeled it. “Villain: Madcap”, then next to it was a date and time with the words “FUNBAGS” under it. When had she labeled it. That was her hand writing. She shrugged and put it into the fridge. She noted the other “Madcap” containers. They were all dated one day after the other at the EXACT same time. Weird, thought Sue but she just went back to her desk, never realizing she was under Madcap's hypnotic spell. Well, she knew, she just REALLY like his cum. It was nasty, disgusting and wrong tasting. Just like him, and it made her shake, which is why she loved it so much.

Her stomach rumbled with hunger then, even after she ate her lunch. Damn, good sex makes you hungry, she told herself as she walked to the kitchen. She NEEDED a cum shake. The sadness that there was no more Krogg was real. Maybe she could just dip down and extract a little. But she was apprehensive as this would be the first time she went for a second sample. She tool a deep breath and made her way down to the cells. She told Obb to take a break, she'd check the cells for a bit. The big orange cyclops was more than happy to get some time off. They'd been working non-stop it seemed. Sue went to Krogg's cell, and sighed as she opened the door holding a black bag.