Fun with Negasonic Teenage Warhead

Ellie (that is her actual name) stood in front of her mirror and just pulled up her trousers. She was about to pick up her shirt, when suddenly...

D: “Oh hey there. Looks like I got here just in time!”

E: “What the fuck! Wade?!? How did you get here? Get the hell out!” she yelled covering her boobs up. She focused on her power, not sure where to aim yet as she only heard Deadpools voice.

´snap´

But suddenly it seemed like her powers were drained from her.

D: “Nonono, no fireworks for a while young lady. And don´t bother covering up your little friends there. They look like they want to be in the spotlight”

´snap´

E: “What is this? Get out!” she yelled again, while her hands not only moved away from her perky breasts, but also started playing with her nipples.

D: “Oh yeah I kinda forgot to tell you that I am basically god. I use my super awesome powers to make fun of people. Isn´t that amazing?”

E: “Stop talking shit, dickhead and finally show yourself so I can beat you to a pulp”

D: “Oh so you don´t believe me, even though you are massaging your little puppies? By the way love the purple tone of your nipples. Kinda matches your hairstyle. Then I guess I´ll have to make a monkey out of you” he said snapping his mental fingers to highlight his next move.

´snap´

E: “Uhu uh uh ah ahhh ah!” she yelled in her best monkey impression, while scratching her head with one hand and her ass with the other. Her eyes went wide.

D: “How about a cow?” he asked before she could say anything else.

´snap´

E: “Mooooooo!” she yelled, while somehow bells were ringing in the background.

D: “What came first? The chicken or the egg?”

´snap´

Ellie went back into a squatting position while flapping her arms like a chicken.

E: “Bawk bawk...bawk baaaawk!” she yelled while some intense pressure built up in her face. Her arms slowed down until finally a loud fart erupted from her leather covered ass and Ellie finally felt like herself again. Well for the most part at least.

D: “Oh I never thought of it that way” he told the completely red faced X-Girl that was so incredibly angry that he was surprised she did not turn green.

She could finally move again and quickly got up and put on the top half of her uniform. As her body eventually was fully covered again, she could finally focus on finding that annoying moron or so she thought.

D: “Wow that egg really took a toll on you...or should I say your pants?”

´snap´

E: “You fucking son of a...” she started yelling, when suddenly she stopped moving. Her mouth was frozen mid sentence, but her eyes were still moving. D: “Oh my you should totally see your face, like it got stuck during a blowjob. Yes I love my job. Well that was fun, but the real fun is only about to begin”