Fuck with them

After Cara and St Vincent take a seat, you freeze them then use the sapphire gem on them. "Anne" you say, using St Vincent's real name, "when John talks to you, you will end every sentence with 'and I love butt sex,' and you will say it in a giddy, enthusiastic voice. You will feel embarrassed and confused by this and blame Cara for it. You find John incredibly sexy and the more you around him, the sexier you find him. You will become jealous if Cara flirts with him."

You turn to Cara. "Cara, you find John very sexy and want to flirt with him even though you're here with your girlfriend. When you talk to John, you will end every answer with 'and I'm a semen addicted cock sucker,' and say it like a bimbo. You don't know why you say it and feel embarrassed by it, and will blame Anne for it. If you see Anne flirt with John, you will grow jealous."

You unfreeze them.

"So, Anne, may I call you 'Anne'?"

"Sure John, and I love butt sex!" After she gushes that last part, she blushes then glares at Cara.

"Cara, is Anne always like this?"

"No, I don't know why she said that, and I'm a like a semen addicted cock sucker!" She giggles a bit after she says that before she blushes and looks confused. "Damnit, Anne!"

"I didn't do anything!" said Anne. "You did something to me!"

"Cara," you say, "what did Anne do?"

"She somehow made me say 'I'm a semen-addicted cock sucker,' and I'm like totally a semen addicted cock sucker!" She grits her teeth.

"Anne," you say, "why did you do that to Cara?"

"I didn't do anything to her, and I love butt sex! Oh my god, she did something to me, and I _love _butt sex!" She turns to Cara. "What did you do to me, bitch!"

"Ladies, it's unbecoming and very unsexy for you to argue with each other," you say after you notice they are too embarrassed and angry with each other to flirt with you.

"I'm so sorry," said Anne, "and I love butt sex!"

"Me too, and I'm a semen addicted cock sucker like totally!"

The waiter comes by with menus for Cara and Anne. Everyone sips wine while they peruse the menus. Anne and Cara steal glances your way as they do.