Fuck no. You’re ready now.

You stand up from her bed and, in a deep voice, say, “No. I’m ready now.” You pull down your pants and underwear, exposing yourself to your sister. Her eyes widen and she licks her lips in anticipation. “Wow, I guess you are. And it seems like you really are my _big _brother, aren’t you?” One thing you’ve always been proud of is the size of your dick. “It’s 9 3/4 inches.”

“Just like the platform from Harry Potter. Platform 9 3/4.” God, you both loved Harry Potter growing up, and that little comment got your engine revved. You put your hands on her shoulders and **** her down. You say, “If you want to say you’re a whore, then I’ll be sure to treat you like one. Like my whore. And you can start by putting your lips on my wand.”

“Sir, yes sir,” she whispers, turned on by the aggressiveness of her brother. You correct her, “Don’t call me sir. When we’re having sex, call me either big brother or hermano. Do you understand?”

She nods, “Yes, big brother.” She puts your staff into her mouth, and prepares to give you her “first” blowjob. Or at least, this version of here’s first. You wonder how fast you want her to go.