Fuck it, I wanna be a dragon!

The wheels in your head started turning, imaging the body you always wanted for yourself, but the more you altered your form, the less impressed you were. Finally before you in the mirror stood the sexiest man who had ever lived and would make a woman soak herself at a thousand yards, and all you think was "lame."

Your new body was way too predictable, and then the little light bulb above your head was suddenly switched on. Even if this was the most perfect human body that had ever existed, at the end of the day it was still achievable, if only barely, by anyone who was dedicated enough or born with exactly the right genes. A mere human body could never display the true power you now possessed, but what would? It didn't take you long to think of it either, and you smiled while rubbing your palms like a Saturday morning cartoon villain.

First thing you changed was your face, and at a mere thought it morphed from a puny little ape face into a pair of jaws that a T. rex would envy. Then your nails grew into talons like a bird of prey, while keeping the new heavy muscles you had just given yourself. Then you willed a pair of vast, majestic wings to grow from your shoulders, and your tailbone grew into an actual tail. A long, muscular one tipped with spikes. The top of your head was still pretty plain though, dragons have horns dammit! So you spent the next fifteen minutes mixing and matching spikes until you settled a set that resembled something between a ram's horns, and a kingly crown. Next your skin turned into impervious scales which were a deep red with stripes like a tiger, and iridescent blue highlights in your wings and spikes. You had already turned your cock into a monstrous bitch breaker while you were still experimenting with human forms, but next you altered its shape into a long flared one like a horse, but ribbed all along its length. Finally you looked yourself over with approval. This would do nicely, but weren't you still a little too close to the ground. Seven feet tall was not befitting of your godly power, so how about sixty feet!

You exploded through the roof of your house and roared ferociously, because goddammit why the fuck not?! And when you roared a huge plume of fire shot out of your mouth like napalm in the morning. It was glorious, and to your neighbors who were having a barbecue in their back yard, it was terrifying! The father herded them into the car and drove away in a panic, but not before you noticed his wife and daughter hesitate by stealing glance at your meaty cock.

"There, now we're ready to take over the world!" you said to yourself.