Frozen (Pervert Edition)

Grinning, Josh selected his option. It was the Disney film Frozen, but the cover was very different from before. While that damn snowman was unchanged in this reality, the princesses looked like they were porn parodies of their original selves.

Anna wore a corset to show off her cleavage, stockings, and frilly panties with camel toe. Elsa meanwhile wore a series of sparkling blue wraps, one covering her chest like a tube top, the other tied up right below her navel, tucked so deep into her ass crack that she may as well have been wearing a thong back there.

The two sisters embraced one another, with Anna looking at Elsa like she wanted to fuck her right there.

Rushing back home, Josh put the Blue-Ray into his player, and began.

The first part of the movie, where the sisters were kids, was mostly the same. Aside from a moment where their mom got slapped on the ass by some rock trolls, it pretty much followed the same beats: Elsa accidentally hit Anna with magic, she got her memory erased, and Elsa shut herself away.

Even when they first time skipped to adults, the only major changes is that the princesses wore much more revealing attire.

Things really started going in a different direction, however, when Anna started fantasizing about meeting a prince. An entire musical number followed about how many times she wanted to be groped at the party (it was in the hundreds) and her dream about a handsome prince knocking her out and tacking her to his royal fuck dungeon. Josh wondered if that last part was supposed to be Anna's unrealistic belief in fairy tale perversion, or if this was a realistic desire in this world. He made a mental note to check how far his perversion rule had reached.

Right as Anna finished singing, she ran into price Han's, literally. She collided into him, and they both fell into a boat. While falling, Hans accidentally grabbed the front of her corset, causing it to rip open. The next moment, his face was stuck between her bare boobs. Han's flailed his arms around, while Anna leaned back, inadvertently pressing her ass against his hands. She looked down at him with a smile of absolute joy at finding her pervy prince so soon.

Clearly, she didn't realize that this entire thing was one big, contrived coincidence. Josh, who knew that the movie would eventually reveal Hans to be the villain, wondered if this grope being accidental was meant to be foreshadowing to the probable reveal that he didn't actually intend to harass her. He smiled at the realization that he was becoming familiar enough to this world that he could make predictions about its use of storytelling tropes.

When Anna met Hans again they began an entire musical number about perversion. The next few minutes was pure soft-core pornography. While there wasn't any fucking, Anna got groped, whipped, stripped, and and posed in at least eight different ways to show off her naked body like it was a piece of meat. Notably, Anna didn't just have the white streak on her hair, but pubes as well.

All of this was done to a very catchy song called "A whore is an open door", with lyrics about how horny Hans was, and all the things he wanted to do to her. Josh was thoroughly turned on by all of this, especially by how good the animation was. Disney was clearly using their animation monopoly to present the most amazingly realized jiggle physics ever seen.

Shortly after, Hans asked to marry Anna, to which she accepted. Minutes later, Anna asked the new queen for her blessing. Elsa responded with "you can't marry someone you just met."

Josh was taken aback by this, not expecting that to still be her answer in this new reality. However, she continued with "I mean, you don't even know how long his horneyness will last. You have no idea if he'll be able to treat you like a whore tomorrow, or only value you for your personality."

"Han's would never do that!" Anna shouted.

"You can't just know that" Elsa sighed.

"You can if it's true perversion"

Elsa buried her face in her hands. "Oh Anna, what do you know about perverts?"

"More than you! All you do is push people away. You act like you don't want anyone to look at your ass, or get close enough to **** you. Hell, you're wearing bindings under that top to hide how big your jugs really are. Do you know how weird it is that I've never even SEEN your tits?"

The argument quickly escalated until Elsa couldn't contain it anymore. She blasted ice magic out of her nipples, tearing through her top, before she ran away in terror. Anna chased after her, leaving Hans in charge.

This led into Let it Go, which was as much a showstopper as before. Though rather then just magically changing outfits, she performed a strip tease in the mountains, with the camera making sure to catch every detail, before finally letting her unbound E-Cup breasts bounce free in the breeze. Next moment, she was shouting out her power ballad while streaking naked through the snow.

Finally reaching the top, she stomped the ground to build her ice castle. In the center of her creation, a stripper pole formed, which she used to great effect, while singing about how free she was. It all escalated into her creating the outfit from the cover.

It was easily the best version of Let it Go Josh had ever seen.

Meanwhile, Anna continued her quest, tracking her sister through the mountains. How Anna was perfectly fine in the cold winter with half her body exposed was never brought up. Josh had a mental image of someone saying "stop trying to implant your prudish realism to a Disney film."

And so, Josh continued to watch. The same story beats were hit, albeit with a lot more Male Gaze, girls getting slapped on the ass, sexist comment, and a running joke where Anna's corset kept falling off.

Eventually, Elsa accidentally froze her sisters heart. Of course, all of the characters referred to Anna having "frozen titties" instead of a heart.

Meeting with the trolls, they ripped her top off (for the thirtieth time) to look at her freezing breasts. "Your frozen tittes will spread the ice through your system. While your big jugs will slow it a bit, it will eventually turn your entire body to ice."

"What can we do?" Kristoph asked, resting his hand on Annas ass.

"Only an act of true perversion can thaw a frozen pair of titties" the troll replied, after motor boating her.

"We need to get this bitch back to Han's!" Kristoph replied, while taking the next step from simply resting his hand on her ass to slipping a finger in.

Rushing back to the castle, they handed her off to Hans, who took her into another room

"Han's, I need you to violate me!" Anna shouted desperately as Hans placed her on the couch.

Han's leaned forward, placed his hand on her panties to rip them off, and then smile. "Oh Anna. If only someone wanted to fuck you."

Anna's heart bork. "What?"

"As twelfth in line, I knew marrying into royalty was the only way. You seemed like a nice girl at first, so I wanted to leave you alone. But when I accidentally fell on top of you, you assumed I was thee worlds biggest pervert right away. I knew after that that you were my only way, even though it felt morally wrong to take advantage of you. I had to get myself drunk in order to hid the guilt of ripping off your clothes, or touching you. I had to keep telling myself that this was for my plans for royalty, not for the sex. So, I could forgive myself for unfairly objectifying you."

"You mean, it was all an act? You felt nothing when you put me in bondage are whipped my ass?"

"No. I apologize. You seem like a nice, intelligent girl. Honestly, your personality and inner strength is an inspiration to me. I hope you find the pervert you want in the next life. I'll be sending Elsa to meet you there soon, as I kill her to take over."

"You won't get away with this!"

"I already have."

With that, Han's locked her in the room to freeze to ****, though she was soon rescued by the snowman. Meanwhile, Han's went to kill Elsa on the frozen pond, while Elsa ran around in a panic. Finally, Hans managed to get her guard down by saying she froze her own sister, before swinging his sword to finish her off.

Just then, Anna jumped between then, ripped Elsas bottom off, and stuck two fingers up her sisters pussy. Just then, she froze, knocking Hans back.

Elsa, now with frozen fingers up her snatch, cried in sorrow at her sisters sacrifice. Josh couldn't help observing that the scene still seemed very serious, despite the absurd situation. Though, the ass shot while Elsa was grieving did seem a little much.

Then, the music swelled as Anna un-froze.

"You put your life on the line, just to **** me?" Elsa asked.

"Of course. I perv on you. How could I not, for a sexy bitch like you?"

And thus, the film ended on an empowering message. That girls can get perversion from anywhere, not just a man. That they can be objectified by other girls, siblings, anyone.

Josh couldn't stop laughing as the credits rolled.