Free Use Distraction (Stopped)

“Are you sure this is the best course of action?” Mayor Wilkins asked as he looked through his desk. “I’m not sure a subcontractor is the way to go.”

“The man has worked in Sunnydale before. You need a distraction, this will be distracting,” Mr. Trick replied.

“Yes, I’m sure it will. I have to admit, I find the whole thing…unseemingly.”

“Unseemingly?” Mr. Trick asked, surprised. “We’re talking about sacrificing…”

“Fulfilling a campaign promise.”

“Yes, well, the costs are what most people would consider unseemingly.”

Mayor Wilkins shrugged, “**** and demonic pacts are just a part of life. Non-monogamous intercourse, well, that’s dirty. Would you like to see my campaign flyers when I hit the issue back in the 60s?”

“I think I’ll pass on that one.”

“Very well, I do have a lot to do,” the Mayor said as he opened a drawer, revealing his ritual supplies. “Now, I have to get to work. Please make sure I don’t get any distractions from the Slayer and her friends. I’m suspecting the spell won’t be enough to keep them occupied by itself.”

Mr. Trick nodded, “It won’t be a problem at all.”

-

Xander paused as he walked toward Willow’s house. Something wasn’t right. Across the street Miss Tisler was on her knees giving a blowjob to a man in the middle of the street. She had her shirt pulled up and bra down showing off her great tits.

“Huh,” Xander muttered as he watched. “I didn’t know Miss Tisler lived near Willow.”

He took one last look before he kept walking. Willow had called him and told him to rush over, though he wasn’t sure what it was about. Something to do with magic. That was pretty normal for them, fate of the world, crazy spells, Xander wasn’t too worried.

His girlfriend’s car went flying past him. That was weird. Not that she didn’t stop to offer him a ride, more that she was headed to Willow’s. Maybe whatever Willow had to talk about was an all hands kind of thing. Oh, he hoped she wasn’t going to confess how the two of them had kissed during Homecoming.

He put those thoughts to the side as he noticed that Harmony was in the passenger seat. That was strange, Xander hadn’t seen Cordelia and Harmony together in months. The two hated each other now. Cordelia got out of the car, but Harmony stayed inside. Xander could hear Cordy yelling about the need to get in the house.

Xander began to take a light jog. He wasn’t worried, though he really felt like he should be, but his girlfriend seemed concerned and he felt it necessary to get to her.

However, multiple men began to converge on the house. Cordelia put her hands over her ears as she rushed inside.

Xander was just crossing the street toward the house as another vehicle pulled into the driveway. It was the SUV Buffy’s Mom drove. He watched as Buffy, Dawn, and Joyce all hurried out of the car, but the crowd of men was drawing closer.

“Hey baby,” an older man said as blocked off their path, “Give me a handjob.”

Dawn froze in her tracks, “Yeah…I don’t see why not.”

It seemed like a reasonable request to Xander. Kind of like asking someone what time it was. However as the stranger started to undo his pants Buffy picked up her sister and threw her into the house, before rushing after her. It was only when the Slayer got to the door that she noticed her Mom hadn’t followed her.

Joyce was back in the car, “Hey baby, these men want a place to hold an orgy and some hot bitches. I offered them my house, and Cordelia’s friend seems like she would be a good hot bitch. Give me a call if you’re going to be out late!”

“Mom!” Buffy said from the doorway, but as she made a move to rush after the car, Faith appeared behind her and dragged her inside.

Xander paused for a few seconds before he realized what the problem was, “Hey, everyone!” he yelled out at the assembled men. “Get off the grass! Mr. Rosenberg takes it really seriously.”

There were some grumbles from the men, and a few apologies, a well maintained lawn was a sacred thing after all, as they shuffled back to the road, one of them with his pants still undone.

Xander felt pretty proud of himself. Now that he had resolved that issue he could go and see what this was all about.

He walked up to the house and headed inside. For a moment he felt strange about entering, like there was something telling him not to. But he reasoned that he had been to Willow’s house hundreds of times and the door was already open, it would be silly to knock. Then he felt something else, like a wave sensation as he entered, but it quickly passed.

He was greeted by quite the site as he entered. Buffy was standing in front of her sister, Cordelia hiding behind the couch, Willow and Amy with spellbooks in their hands, and Faith with a crossbow leveled at his chest. “Um, hi,” Xander said as she gave an awkward wave.

No one moved, they all just stared at him. “So normally this is the part where people would start filling me in on…”

Buffy took a few steps toward him, “Xander, did you not see anything strange outside.”

“Oh, that, yeah I got them off the grass, no worries. And your Mom, she was driving crazy, so I’m expecting to hear about some world ending scenario.”

“The Mayor has a ritual coming up soon,” Buffy said. “Something dire. Giles discovered it while looking through old records.”

“G-Man? Great, well, why isn’t he here?”

Buffy took a deep breath, “Xander, after Giles told me this, he grabbed me by the hair, pulled my head back, and said he was going to…um…”

“He was going to fuck her in the ass,” Faith finished.

Buffy shivered, “Thanks, Faith. Xander, do you see what is going on?”

Xander scratched his head, “Um, that’s kind of tough there Buff. Is it about how Giles said it? No weird British phrase. Oh, he didn’t say bugger!”

Buffy sighed as she rubbed her eyes in a way her Watcher would have understood, “No, Giles, he did say bugger. You don’t see any of this as strange.”

Xander shrugged, “The only thing I see that is strange is that he isn’t here, or that we aren’t at the library. If the Mayor is up to something it can’t be good for Sunnydale.”

Buffy turned and looked to the group, “What do we do?”

“He hasn’t asked us to do anything sexual,” Cordelia observed. “Every man…and a few women, had sexual requests for me within a few minutes. When I ran out on the cheerleaders they were engaged in a…”

“We don’t need to hear that,” Amy said, as there were small moans of disappointment from Xander and Willow. “He seems to have some sort of resistance to the spell. Though I don’t know what could be causing it.”

“Maybe because he’s a huge pervert?” Cordelia pointed out.

“That’s…a possibility,” Amy admitted. “On top of his exposure to magic, he’s being affected by the normality part of the spell, but isn’t actually acting on it.”

“Which means he can still be of use in this,” Willow added. “Once we finish these charms, we can work on stopping the Mayor.”

“Yeah, and how do we do that?” Faith asked.

All eyes turned toward Buffy.

*So this story is going to take a few different directions than what I’ve been writing recently. First, the time frame is going to be limited; set over four days. Second, it’s not going to be an exclusive Xander/harem storyline, while that might be the ultimate result, there will be a lot more sex along the way. Third, it will play a little more like a game with clearer ‘rules’ than I normally do, which I will put up soon.