Freak out.

You scream and jump off the chest. You run through the closed door, leaving an outline of your body in the wood as you run back to your home.

When you get back, you laugh and laugh as you think of the expression on the scout's face. After a long time giggling on your living room floor, you realize that no matter how funny that was, you just cheated yourself out of a quarter of a million and a good fuck.