Chapter 89
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What do you do?
Flare Blade its leg.
Niki and the beast stare one another down as you ponder your next move. Her own piercing glare is just as intimidating as the giant's. As they continue this, you notice something odd. The cyclops' brow twitches, and he stops attacking. Niki gazes up in terror as the unthinkable occurs--the hefty, swinging cock starts to rise. It's like a monster in itself as it grows to twice its size, and extends upwards, and casts a shadow down upon the warrior. Amara and Eva flush red as they stare, and you can't help watch in awe. Though, you shake it off, and take this opportunity to make your move.
As you hurry down to help, you raise your sword and speak the magic words, "Flare Blade". The steel ignites with roaring fire, and it's now or never. Niki can only handle so many massive club attacks before she might actually become a pancake... especially if the next attack is from his other club. You whizz by the cyclops' leg and swing your sword in a pirouette--cutting open his flesh, which bursts into flames. Niki takes this opportunity to swing her own mace directly into the side of the kneecap on his other side, and her pure strength causes the leg to buckle.
"Eva! Aim for his eye!" you shout at the top of your lungs.
"R-Right," the bunnyfolk says and tries to focus.
The cyclops falls to his hands and knees--club rolling to the ground. Then, Eva's second Magic Bolt soars through the air and collides directly with his eyeball. He raises a hand up to cover the pain, but that only opens him up for Niki's uppercut swing of her mace to his jaw.
You stab your flaming sword into the monster's back, and pivot away moments before he crashes down to the ground. Niki leaps onto his body, shifts around the protruding member, and delivers one final blow to his throat, ending the creature, and the fight. The party is left panting and exhausted, so they take a moment to rest following the creature's defeat. Though, he impressively remains full-mast.
"Uh. Cyclopses are like evil, right? There wouldn't be a quest to kill something innocent. I hope," you say after looking over the creature's corpse.
Eva nods. "Oh yes. They're a spawn of evil. Terrifying monsters that eat people, and when they aren't guarding treasure, they're rampaging through villagers and murdering innocent people for no reason other than to satisfy their own dark cravings."
That was a relieving answer, though that sounds horrifying.
"I got the eye," Niki says as she pops a white sphere nearly the size of a basketball out from the head. She turns it around, and the pupil stares back at you.
"Can you put that in a bag or something?" you ask.
What do you do?
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