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You lean forward, as if to say 'go on'.

"The only TV time we can get you is with the Alliance, headed by my son Shane and daughter Stephanie," he starts. You wonder where he's going with this.

"They like to...audition people before they let them in," he says.

"But I thought it was only a plot?" you ask, confused.

"Oh, it is, but they're still very exclusive," he says.

"Oh," is the only way you can find to answer.

"So, if you'd like some TV time, their offices are just next door. I can escort you over there if you'd like," he says, still managing to sound fatherly.