Find another girl

Alfred left Julia to recover. He stopped in the hallway to look at the photo of the seven senior girls.

Mallory was in the middle, Cassidy was to the right of Mallory (facing Chad), and Julia was to the right of Mallory. The girl who answered the door was on the front left. "Must have pissed you off not to be in the middle, bitch!" Alfred whispered, thinking of his bitchy step-sister.

A door opened and a girl walked out looking down at her phone. She wore black skinny jeans, black high heels, and a black sleeveless top. She had her brown hair in a messy bun. Alfred glanced at the photo. She was the girl in the photo with the neat bun on her head.

"Hey, you can't be up here!" said the girl when she looked up and saw Alfred.

"Yes, I can. I am not on the dean of Greek life, but I am the official doctor for all Greek houses, and I am the official security, and I can come and go as I please, and your rude tone can earn you and this house several demerits!"

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I had no idea!"

"What is your name?"

"London Barry."

"I thought so. You don't remember me?"

"Um, should I?"

"Yes, as official doctor for Greek life, I interview all fraternity and sorority girls. I interviewed you your freshman year."

"Oh, I'm sorry. Um, I'm on my way to meet my boyfriend."

"Going to have you fuck your bun?"

"What?!"

"When I interviewed you, you said you wear your hair in buns a lot because you have always fantasized about guys sticking their penises in your bun and fucking it. You said it was your deepest desire. You were very open about; in fact, you grew aroused just telling me about it."

London blushed and looked shocked.

"It's OK, London. You know semen is great for your scalp and that guys love to fuck a girl's bun. Repressing this fetish is very bad for you. If you don't have your boyfriend fuck it this afternoon, you may not only suffer some psychological trauma, but you may turn him off, teasing him all of this time with those buns of yours, but if he's not into it, you should dump him as he is obviously gay and lying to you. All straight men love to fuck a girl's bun."

"Like wow! I did not know that!"

"Yep, you should totally trust me on this. Go get that bun fucked, but be back here at 7. Do not be late. I have some important things to discuss with this sorority."

"Thank you, sir."

London hurried off, still blushing and slightly embarrassed.

Alfred smiled. "Four down, three to go!" he said. He wondered if anyone else was home or if the girl who answered the door was still downstairs.