Fig leaf

"What...what the fuck is this?" You ask, holding up a large plastic fig leaf.

"Your costume!" Chris says proudly. "You're Adam!"

"Oh. And...you're Eve?" You say hopefully.

"No, I'm gonna be a witch," Chris says. "This is your punishment, remember?"

"There is no way I'm wearing this!" You say.

"Oh, so you want to go naked like a genuine Adam? Be my guest!" Chris' smile borders on sadistic.

"Come on!" You say. "Can I at least wear underwear?"

"Adam didn't have underwear," she says. "Now quit your bitching and get changed."

You groan in shame and head for the bathroom. It takes forever to get the courage to walk out with the fig leaf tied around your waist. Chris is wearing her own costume: a classic black cloak and black hat. She nearly bursts out laughing when she sees you.

"Nice!" She says. "Turn around."

You roll your eyes and obey, letting her get an eyeful of your bare ass.

"Now that's what I'm talking about!"

"You know, I expect this shit from Dana, not my best friend!" You say angrily.

"I guess she rubbed off on me," Chris chuckles. "Now let's go before they drink all the punch!"