Federal Genital Inspector: What Friends Are For

Akane did make it to Ukyo’s restaurant that evening. With Gosunkugi taking care of the last of her daily quota for her, she didn’t have a reason not to go. And she’d found herself looking forward to spending some time with Ukyo that didn’t revolve around her Federal duties. Beyond her unseemly physical attraction to the girl who looked very aesthetically pleasing as a boy, Akane just liked Ukyo. It felt like they had a bond and she guessed they did through their shared distressing ordeal. And Ukyo had clearly really wanted Akane to visit and given what Akane had done to her, she felt like it was the least she could do.

Unfortunately upon walking into the rather impressive establishment, Akane saw Ranma in girl form on the other end doing his full-on gag-worthy flirtatious bit on a very confused looking Ukyo. Akane was not at all prepared for the disorienting spiral of emotions that this scene caused in her. A jealous anger had her fists clenching but some recent disturbingly arousing fantasies involving the duo welled up causing butterflies and something else in her navel. She went back and forth between conflicting urges to lash out and simply watch like a perverted voyeur. Finally another customer tapped her on the shoulder in order to get past her frozen form in the doorway and her impasse was broken.

Akane turned and slipped past the polite old man with a short bow and a whispered apology. A rather strong feeling of disappointment and frustration burned in her gut. It really made her realize just how much she had relished a chance to get to know Ukyo better. And seriously?! Why was Ranma there?! Did everything have to revolve around him? Couldn’t Akane just have one thing- just one thing- that he didn’t inevitably have to insert himself into?

Fuming, Akane went home and did no more than mumble greetings to her family before going straight to bed. It had been a long day and she was quite sure tomorrow would be just the same if not worse.

Sleep was along time in coming as her mind kept running over the events of the day, particularly the inspections. She continually found her hands slipping down between her legs and Ukyo in her thoughts.

The next day the Tendo Residence was woken to the sound of Akane letting out a primordial scream of frustration. The entire household piled up in her doorway to find the girl enthusiastically slamming her Federal Genital Inspector badge into the ground over and over again. When she stopped long enough to catch her breath, she noticed them, and with a cry of alarm she threw herself bodily over the badge, “Get out!”

Soun and Genma wandered off but not before Nabiki caught sight of Ranma’s father sporting an absolutely massive bulge in his pants and she winced, shook her head and walked the opposite direction. Kasumi cheerily told Akane that she’d have her favorite breakfast ready soon to make her feel better. Ranma stuck around the longest, looking uncomfortable as he rubbed the back of his neck, before he finally asked, “You okay there? Anything I can do to uh… help out?”
Akane’s shoulders sagged, “I just- learned that my quota is… ten. Ten! Five girls. Five boys.” She slowly looked up at him, “So unless you want to knock out two of those for me-”

Akane sighed, he was long gone.

As Akane entered the school grounds Sayuri and Yuka cheerfully greeted her as they fell in on either side. She told them, “Good morning. At least I hope your mornings are going better than mine.”

Yuka gave her a sympathetic look, “Oh? I’m sorry to hear that. Trouble with Ranma?”

Akane snorted with perverse amusement, “Ha. For once, no. Nothing to do with him.” Well, mostly. She was still a little irritated that he’d kept her from hanging out with Ukyo yesterday.

“Wait.” Remarked Sayuri, “Weren’t you going to visit Ukyo’s restaurant. Uh oh. Did something bad happen?”

“No. Not that either.” She answered, her tone a bit short as the trio entered the building.

The girls exchanged knowing looks, before Yuka insisted, “Are you sure, Akane? Come on. We’re your friends. You’d feel better if you confided in us.”

Sayuri added, “You don’t have to worry. We like Ukyo. He seems real nice but uh-“

Akane’s eyes narrowed, sensing disapproval and she rounded upon Sayuri, “But what?”

Yuka tried to smooth it over, “It’s nothing-“ but Sayuri interrupted, “You might be moving a bit fast, you know?”

Akane fully stopped in the hallway and pressed the palms of her hands to her forehead and silently groaned. She knew what was happening and it was so stupid! People were talking. Yuka and Sayuri wouldn’t gossip about her but they would tease where others could overhear. And now her rightful decision to keep this stupid badge secret was causing problems because it seemed like she was fooling around. She was going to get a reputation for being a slut and it wasn’t her fault!

And Ugh! She could see how irritating it was going to be trying to keep it a secret from her friends. She was already starting to get a headache and honestly, she was used to having Sayuri and Yuka as calm supportive voices. Given the severity of her current ordeal, she wanted-she needed their support.

Making her decision, she reached into her bag for the badge. She wasn’t exactly thrilled with her choice but given the **** quota she’d been given today and the distinct possibility it could get even worse in the future she didn’t really see how she’d be able to lead some semblance of normal life while only inspecting complete strangers with absolutely no connection to her. It just couldn’t be done on a daily basis between school and her family. And as she’d learned recently, there were good, very positive things she could do for her friends and schoolmates. Not to mention the benefit of tamping down on raunchy rumors.

Looking around to make sure no one else was paying attention she briefly showed them the badge before swiftly putting it away, “See? It’s nothing like that. I’m a-“she paused to mentally sigh, “-a Federal Genital Inspector now. I was selected a couple of days ago.”

Both girls were wide eyed. Sayuri remarked, “Oh. Oh! That explains it!”

Yuka just exclaimed, “Wow, I had no idea!”

“Of course, I’m supposed to be discrete in my work. And so I’d appreciate if you guys didn’t tease me about Ukyo in the middle of class.” She furrowed her brow slightly as she realized that worked at cross-purposes if she wanted her Genital Inspector work to get rid of unseemly rumors about her (that were caused by her damned Genital Inspector work!!! Argh!). But no. She didn’t want it to be common knowledge that she was this stupid inspector. She didn’t want people to just blithely talk about it to each other behind her back and she definitely didn’t want them rudely bringing it up to her. A bunch of people could know-unfortunately would know, but they’d all be sworn to secrecy! Maybe she should use her power to get some incriminating information that would ensure they- No! Bad! That was her sister talking.

Sayuri was saying, “Of course, Akane. We won’t tell anyone.” She paused before looking a bit nervous as the fingers of her right hand toyed with her skirt, “Were you going to inspect us?”

Akane recognized an out and was tempted to take it but she remembered her insane quota today and she knew she couldn’t really afford to not take advantage of the opportunity to knock two off first thing in the morning. “Yep. Come with me to the nurse’s office, ladies.”

The pretty nurse perked up as Akane Tendo entered her office, giving her a bright smile as she remembered her very pleasant inspection.

“-and it’s really frustrating because I don’t know what to expect. The past two days it was just a couple but then today I wake up and it’s ten! TEN! What if tomorrow it’s a hundred?!” complained Akane.

Yuka frowned, “That is difficult. I wonder why they do it that way.” The nurse gave Akane a professional nod when she saw the two students following her in and she refocused her attention to her paperwork.

Sayuri tapped her chin for a few moments in thought before she added, “I feel like they’d bring in some more inspectors to help out. But even if they didn’t, couldn’t you use the school PA system and have a hundred students gather in the gymnasium. You could get such a number done pretty efficiently that way.”

Akane was aghast, “I can’t do that!”

Sayuri cocked her head to the side as she looked at Akane, “Why not? You’re a Federal Genital Inspector. That authority is way above the school staff. As governmental employees wouldn’t they have to assist you in meeting your quotas?”

The nurse looked up, “That’s true. Did you need any help, Akane?”

Akane froze momentarily as the implications of that sunk in before she managed to sputter, “Uh…um, no! Thanks uh we’ll just be using the room here.”

She guided her friends through the doorway with her hands upon the smalls of their backs. Then she turned and closed the door.

Turning back, Akane stopped short as both girls sat on the bed side by side. “Oh. I’m sorry. You guys don’t have to- we can do it one at a time.”

Though Sayuri’s cheeks were pink, she sounded pretty blasé, “Whatever works for you.” Yuka was nodding her agreement.

“You wouldn’t be embarrassed?” asked Akane, continually amazed by the badge’s power to affect people like this, especially when it was her friends who she knew without a doubt would not have reacted this way in normal circumstances.

“About what?” asked Yuka apparently honestly confused, “It’s just a Federally mandated inspection.”

Sayuri was toying with the hem of her skirt, “I do suppose it’s a bit weird that it’s you Akane…” she paused in thought before shaking her head and speaking with more confidence, “But not really because I’m glad it’s you rather some old nameless bureaucrat or what if some boy had been selected!”

Yuka asked, “Should we take off our panties?”

Akane stifled a sigh, taking just one moment to contemplate not going through with this before deciding that at this point she probably would draw the ire of the Inspection **** if she backed out. She’d had her chance back in the hallway if that what she had wanted. Alright. She steeled herself. Off like a band aid!

She drew herself up to speak like some sort of ridiculous professional at this, “Yes. Please do. Raise your skirts up above your waists and let’s see. Scoot back so that you guys are fully on the bed. Yea, that’s right. No need for your legs to dangle off.” She stopped to swallow her saliva as she looked at her friend’s now exposed pussies, one right next to each other. Yuka’s labia was more closed, her mons only barely covered in brown fuzz while Sayuri had a thicker patch above a somewhat more swollen exposed sort of slit. Akane felt a little warm along with that unseemly little thrill of command. Both girls were just lying there with calmly expectant expressions, just waiting for her next instructions.

“Alright. Spread your legs wide. You can bend them. Whatever’s comfortable. Ah-“ She stopped as she saw them obey, Sayuri’s leg sliding up Yuka’s thigh because they were sitting right next to each other and now their bent legs were crossing over each other as they spread themselves in twin very lewd positions.

Akane felt something continue to liquefy down below as her unruly imagination pictured Ranma and Ukyo like this.

Ukyo’s big thick prick and standing tall beside Ranma’s smaller more slender one. Her fiance’s slit peeking out below her trim package while Ukyo’s fat gonads completely hid her opening. Both pairs of lovely breasts were squashed from their compact position but Ranma’s larger pair bulged obscenely under her arms with eye catching cleavage. Both of them ready and willing, exposed to Akane’s eyes.

And the hell of it? This absurd- absurdly hot-fantasy was completely possible with just one flash of this badge.

She shook off her reverie and stepped forward to kneel upon the bed in the space between the girls’ spread legs. She ignored the tingling sensations of arousal left over from her fantasy and reached down to slide her fingers gently along both girls’ labia. Her fingertips found Sayuri’s outer folds to be noticeably slicker than Yuka’s and Akane instinctively gave her more pressure while lightening her fingers upon Yuka. Akane couldn’t bring herself to look at their faces but she could hear their breathing picking up.

Akane herself was feeling a heady excitement that she couldn’t really account for as well as that damned lingering arousal. But it was okay. She was just performing a perfectly normal and average vaginal inspection (Yea right). All she had to do was do the bare minimum to satisfy the Inspection ****.

Five minutes later found Akane bent over Sayuri’s leg as her tongue licked and played upon the girl’s clit as two fingers sunk into the warm wet pressure of her pussy, curling and flexing to increase her stimulation. Her other hand wasn’t doing much more than rubbing Yuka’s mons and inner thighs, keeping her pussy nice and stimulated for when she could give it her full attention. Akane was listening to Sayuri’s near constant cries of pleasure and she couldn’t help but feel a glow of pride as she brought the girl to another wild orgasm. And this was without even modifying her to cum quick and easy like Ukyo!

She was really good at this.

Akane lifted her face to ask, “Are you cumming?”

Sayuri nodded frantically, “Yes! Ah! Yes! I’m cumming again! So good! You’re sooo good at this!”

Akane wiped her face with the back of her hand and licked her lips. She honestly didn’t even mind Sayuri’s natural taste. She slowly withdrew her fingers as she patted the girl’s mons while she came down from her latest orgasm. Akane felt a bit rueful, having gotten a bit carried away there. It was just...hearing Sayuri make those sounds- they’d been so- so cute. She’d wanted to make her make more and then she’d started cumming and thanking Akane and telling her how good she was making her feel. It was hard to stop.

One of her hands slid down to rest upon Sayuri’s bottom and Akane enjoyed squeezing the soft flesh a bit, noting it was nothing like Ukyo’s oh so firm tight perfect little ass. She caught herself with a small shake, pulling back the hand as she turned her attention to Yuka, “Okay, now it’s your turn.”

Her friend squeezed her fists together in front of her face in a nervous gesture, “Oh! I know it’s just an inspection but I’m really excited. Is that okay? I mean- I think I’ve only cummed like once or twice before, I’m not sure.”

“It’s okay you’re excited.” Smiled Akane, “That last part isn’t but I’ll take care of that!”

Akane didn’t even feel weird as she jumped down to kneel on the floor and pull Yuka’s butt all the way to the edge of the bed. She didn’t even hesitate to press her lips right to the girl’s now nice and juicy slit with a kiss that quickly turned French. Yuka squealed like some sex crazed chipmunk and Akane was delighted.

Yuka’s orgasm had been a struggle but after fifteen minutes of intense concentration and effort, Akane accomplished it. If there was a martial-arts for pussy eating, Akane felt that she was certainly now a skilled practitioner. Still, it galled her that she hadn’t been able to give her the multiple orgasms she’d managed to with Sayuri. But then again it wasn’t like she had to simply sit back and accept that.

She looked at the two tickets she’d already written out with so far identical screeds involving getting rid of all the really stupid parts of being a woman like cramps and unnecessary bloodletting while keeping everything working the way it was supposed to.

“Okay Yuka, I’m giving you multi orgasms. Leaving that out for you, Sayuri, cause I think we determined you’ve already got’em. What else do you guys want?” she asked as she looked up at both very relaxed girls still lying nude from the waist down.

Sayuri tapped her chin, “Um….how about not getting pregnant unless I want to. Ooh! And immunity to sex diseases! Can you do that?”

Akane was thoughtful. If she could create dicks and take away vaginas, she didn’t see why she wouldn’t be able to do those frankly amazing uses for her suddenly a bit less stupid and pointless power. Still, there’d be no visible proof that it had worked and she wouldn’t want Sayuri to get pregnant because she thought she’d been protected and she wasn’t! Then again, Sayuri was pretty responsible…
“Yep. I’ll add that. Anything else?”

Yuka asked, “Um… what do you suggest?”

A couple of nice long dicks. Akane’s eyes went wide at the unseemly thought and said, “No, not really. It’s okay, I mean, it’s not final so if you think of something else I can always do another inspection on a different day…”

Sayuri smiled and exchanged a glance with Yuka, “Can I sign up for that daily thing you’ve got going on with Ukyo?” She laughed at Akane’s expression, “What?! That was the best medical inspection I’ve ever had and don’t you think there should be some benefits to being best friends with a Federal Genital Inspector?”

Yuka grinned, “I do, indeed.”

That was the highpoint of her morning. Afterwards she’d gotten the bright idea to ask the nurse to choose two boys at random for her inspections. She hadn’t really wanted to but there was no getting around the fact that she needed to suck off five males by the end of the day. And the least she could do was do it on her terms.

So two unremarkable penises got measured and got to ejaculate in her mouth. Both boys were now assuredly fertile and had marginally better smelling and tasting genitalia as well as semen. It wasn’t a particularly bad experience but she hadn’t enjoyed it. Not like with Ukyo or even Sayuri and Yuka. A point against random strangers however it had also been relatively quick and efficient. It had taken less than a minute for one and a few minutes for the other to reach climax.

Then she inspected the nurse again to test out a theory. She was very gratified to learn that someone she’d inspected in the past could count again on her daily quota. Very useful as she could have seen a future where she’d have go to greater and greater lengths to find a new person to sate ever more demanding quotas. She may have made the nurse’s pussy even tastier… but it was only because she could see how the really very pretty woman would be a regular in the future given Akane’s need to use her office for inspections. It would just be convenient to subtract one pussy from her total each day knowing she’d be available to inspect.

And you know… if you added Sayuri and Yuka… that would mean she could subtract three from that number and she would have woken up this morning knowing she only had to find two new women to inspect. And they had asked for it even if it had only been teasing…

Akane couldn’t find Ukyo at lunch which was disappointing on a variety of levels. It was a bit disturbing but nonetheless true that her taste buds had been looking forward to Ukyo’s world class ‘meal’ in a way that her normal bento could never elicit. It actually put her back into that same bad mood she felt every time she thought about the quota still hanging over her head. Three more penises and two more vaginas. Except somewhere in there she got to inspect Ukyo’s. That was something to look forward to.

Was it weird that she had this perverse urge to just go around inspecting the genitals of everyone she knew? Just for curiosity’s sake?

Yea. It was weird. And kind of hot…