Fate intervenes (or is it Geod?)

Ursula looks at her man with half-closed dreamy eyes from behind her spectacles. Her head is resting on her hands, while her long, luscious locks of her purple hair perfectly frame her face. A smile of pure, utter bliss is plastered across her (lierally) angelic face.

I... I can't lie to such perfection! Pardoo thinks as his heart beats faster and his treacherous loins spring to attention. What do I do?!

"It's..." Pardoo starts to speak when the fork slips from his grasp, bounces off the table, and then lands on the floor.

"Oopsie! I'll get it darling," Ursula declares as she immediately slips under the table.

"Th-that's not..." the naked man tries to interject but is silenced when he hears the nun gasp.

"Oh my!" The lusty, lewd woman says admiringly as Pardoo's faces blushes.

The normally-brave warrior squeaks in surprise as he feels something soft but firm cup his balls.

"Did I do this?" Ursula says in the sultriest tone of voice she has ever used.

"W-wait..." Pardoo gasps as he clenches the table for dear life. The fact he can't see this wild woman or what she is doing is making his heart beat even faster. Although whether that is from excitement or fear he isn't sure.

"Well, I can't just leave things like this, can I?" The naughty nun asks as she wiggles her toes just within view of Pardoo.