What do you do now?
Explore the world of course!
You've been stuck in that accursed kitchen all your existence, there's a massive world of wonder to explore! You take a step forward, determined to never look back.
There is a cobblestone path right in front of where you stand, you figure that it's bound to lead you somewhere interesting or at the very least new. As you walk down the road, your hooves produce a clopping sound against the cobblestone beneath, eventually you find yourself in a forest.
Your head is constantly shifting from side to side, your keen nose scrunching up as it picked up dozens of new scents... some of which smelled edible! It's been so long since you've used new ingredients, and you're starting to feel rather peckish...
You reach into the pockets of your apron. After digging around for a bit you take out a drumstick that you scarf down in one bite. You let out a loud burp and continue forward.
Wait, what? You stop dead in your tracks. You're not supposed to be able to eat your own food outside of combat! Perhaps, no longer bound to your dungeon you are also no longer bound to it's asinine rules? You'll have to experiment further as to the powers your new status grants you, but right now, you pick up an interesting scent...
What's this strange smell like?
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope
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