Excellent . . . for her

I nervously grab the dice and prepare to roll. There were still a few places that I could land and keep my dignity. As I shake the dice in my hand I uncover my crotch. My mother in law noticed my hard-on again and teases me, “I know losing is very . . . hard. But from where I’m sitting things are looking up!” I drop the dice to cover myself up and inadvertently make my roll.

Time freezes for a moment and I look away from the dice and at her face. She looks up at me with a sly grin. I’ve lost!

My mother in law erupts with laughter, taking several moments to catch her breath. I sit sheepishly as she motions for me to stand up, takes me by the hand and starts to lead me towards the door. “Oh honey, you must be so embarrassed that I’m about to strip you completely naked. I can only imagine how you’ll feel with your entire naked body on display. In front of your mother-in law, no less! Shame!”

She opens the door and we step outside.