Error In Childhood Training

Brenda C. Rabbit; Now Brenda C. Doe-Rabbit was intended to be a showpiece for the company, a spokes-rabbit for the entire concept, but they made a mistake in who they assigned to be her first caregiver, a big black woman named Maylene. They didn't realize what was wrong with that until it was too late: Brenda imprinted with a thick inner-city African-American accent and syntax, which she has never been able to overcome. She was supposed to sound just like Lola from "Space-Jam", but now the corporate leaders consider her useless, so they put her up for sale.

That wasn't the end of things though. Brenda was created using DNA from several of the top WNBA stars of the previous five years from 19 years ago, so she is exceptionally athletic and very aggressive. This caused her to get into trouble a lot and be moved around from store to store.

She's glad that someone finally bought her, and wants to show her appreciation as soon as you get home...

In terms of her tastes Brenda is the more picky of the two.
She is a near herbivore genetically, and a Vegetarian by choice. She gets most of her protein needs from nuts and seeds, and the rest comes from dairy or supplements.
Her favorite food is salads, especially, (and this is ironic because normally this is very bad for rabbits,) ones with a heaping helping of carrot slices.
To go with those salads her favorite dressing is raspberry vinigeret, especially Balsamic Vinegar based raspberry vinigeret.
Her favorite color is "Apricot", but not just any 'Apricot', it has to be the color of actual dried apricots like you can buy in a health food store. (Which also happens to be her favorite fruit.)
For entertainment Brenda likes videogames, movies, and T.V., but, (if none of those are available and she has the tools,) she'll read, paint, practice the piano, run cooking experiments, or, (and she admits to this last only reluctantly,) write erotica/porn stories. When you get her to admit to what KIND of stories it is she writes and you seem more fascinated than repulsed it's like an immense weight is lifted from her shoulders!

A few seconds later Brenda eagerly asks: "Would ya like to read some while we're waitin' John?"...