Emma Watson

John decided on the lovely Brit Emma Watson to be his goddess. She was an outspoken feminist, so he thought it would be fun to have her readily humiliate the female celebs she once stood up for.

"I wish I knew what Emma Watson was up to right now," John said.

"Wish granted."

John now knew that Emma was on her way to an outdoor cafe. He drove and intercepted her.

"I wish that as soon as I say hello, Emma would fall deeply and madly in love with me, and offer to buy me a drink at the cafe."

"Granted."

As Emma crossed the street, John walked up to her. "Hello, Miss Watson," he said.

Emma looked at him and blushed. "Um, hey," she said meekly, twirling her hair around her finger. "I'm headed to an outdoor cafe. Care to join me? I'll buy you a drink."

"This is certainly impromptu," John said. "But sure."

John and Emma took a seat. Emma ordered an iced caramel frappe and John ordered a latte. He couldn't wait to have this sexy feminist actress soon become his sexist goddess.