El Pulpo vs Clara

You stalk off to the changing rooms, getting into the ring with your bold red octopus-themed El Pulpo mask, drawing amused sniggers from all corners of the gym. You and Clara stand in opposite corners and watch each other intensely from afar.

Exactly in the middle of the arena, a masked referee announces both of you to the small audience that hasn't left the gym and explains the rules of the match, already known by everyone... except you.

You can win by 3 pro-wrestling pins or a K.O orgasm.

Wait... orgasm?

Everything sexual goes unless your opponent uses her safeword

Wait... sexual? Safeword?

If you tap out, you can’t defend yourself for the next minute and your opponent can give you as much pleasure as she wants.

PLEASURE?!

Wait a fucking second, what did you just get yourself into here?

Clara smiles menacingly, looking into your eyes, and you realize that you're absolutely out of your element.

You don't have any time to reconsider your decision as the bell rings and your fighting instincts take over.