Eavesdrop on your co-workers

Ming Zhao takes me to the cafeteria, where several of our co-workers are eating lunch. She stands right in the middle of the room as I duck behind a trash can before remembering I'm invisible. She laughs at my mistake as I stand behind her.

We stand beside Milly and Ryan, who are eating some sandwiches and talking the same old gossip.

"So, did you hear Ming Zhao is making a breakthrough today?" Ryan asks.

"Oh, that bitch?" Milly asks. "Who cares? She's so stuck-up and self-righteous. Nobody likes her."

I look at Ming Zhao, who is beginning to grow angry, something I never thought I'd see.

"Well Ahab cares," Ryan says. "He has the most obvious crush on her. Been trying to ask her out for years, but never had the courage. How someone as bright as Ming Zhao can miss it is beyond me."

I feel more embarrassed than I did when Ming Zhao made me strip. I risk glancing over to her and see she has a small smile.

"Please, she should ask him out!" Milly says. "Have you heard the shit she says about him?"

Ming Zhao's eyes widen and her cheeks burn red. She begins shaking her head, silently pleading for Milly to shut up.

"She keeps talking about how cute he is and how she wants him to ask her out," Milly says. "She once went on about how she wants to take his DNA and see what their babies would look like if she combined it with her own!"

Ming Zhao suddenly races behind Milly and tears her shirt open from the front, exposing both of her breasts to the room. The woman shrieks in shock and covers herself with her lunch tray, dumping the sandwich down her chest. Ryan is in utter shock as the cafeteria begins to point at laugh at Milly.

"Nice knockers!" Says one man.

"Time for a bigger bra!" Says a woman.

Milly races out of the room in shame and fear, still covering herself. Ming Zhao slowly turns to me, her eyes a mix of anger and humiliation.