Dwarf

Most Dwarves are not as small as many rumours would have you believe. A majority stand above the height of 5 foot, and can match any other race in a contest of strength.

The professions of most dwarves are typically physical, such as mining, blacksmithing, or fighting, resulting in high amounts of muscle on their bodies.

Similar to their stature, the lengths of dwarven penises are not as small as you might think, at around 6-9 inches, and many are thicker than those of a human’s. Dwarves have also been known to brag about their unusually long stamina in bed, a rumour which has yet to be disproved.

There are two rites of passage in Dwarven culture: growing a beard, and leaving their mountain on a pilgrimage. Because of this, many adventuring parties contain a Dwarf member, easily identified by his long beard, carefully maintained and decorated with braids and ribbons.