Dr. Girlfriend

Sheila is everything you need right now and to be honest; you don’t know how you gonna do this without her help…

So immediately you pull up the image of Dr. girlfriend walking down the road getting drenched in the rain and begin making the necessary preparations to teleporter here to the mothership.

Quickly you begin to type in the commands and slowly start to zoom in on Sheila’s position and with one last command you see Dr. girlfriend vanish from the screen in a bright blue flash of light. Immediately you swap out your surveillance and pull up the image of the transmat room and find Dr. girlfriend standing slightly dazed within the teleportation tube.

As Dr. Girlfriend stands there confused and dazed by the sudden transportation you take notice of her rain drenched body. Dr. girlfriend is dressed in her usual attire consisting of a pink Jackie Kennedy style dress and matching pillbox hat.

Though unfortunately Dr. girlfriend’s outfit has been thoroughly soaked to the point that it makes it difficult to estimate the exact size of her breasts, but at the very least you are able to determine that her breasts are full in shape and are about DD cups to E cups in size. Going down south to her hips you can see that Dr. girlfriend has rather wide hips and a Large ass that has a heart shape to it.

Usually, Dr. girlfriend’s hairdo is done in a bob hairstyle that curves around her ears and juts forward along her jawline, but thanks to the rainwater her black hair now lays flat and reaches down to her shoulders. Also, you can see that the pink and violet make up that Dr. girlfriend wears normally is slightly runny from walking in the rain for so long.

This image combined with her confused expression makes Dr. girlfriend look horrible from just a glance. Though you can't say, it detracts from the villainesses beauty as despite being over 45, Shelia has the body and the appearance of a woman in her early 30’s which is impressive considering that she's a chain smoker.

However, Sheila does not retain this look for long as she immediately comes back to her wits and immediately frowns at the sight of being somewhere completely unfamiliar.

“Just my luck…” You could hear Dr. girlfriend rumble to herself from the video feed. Knowing it’s now or never you immediately muster up what courage you have and activate the intercom system throughout the ship to speak to Dr. girlfriend directly as she steps out of the teleportation tube rather angrily.

“Ahem. Dr. girlfriend can you hear me?” You ask tentatively through the systems intercom speakers. Immediately Sheila’s eyes narrow and immediately begin to search around the teleportation room looking for a source of your voice.

“Alright wise guy who the hell are you and why did you drag me here?!” Dr. girlfriend says rather agitatedly as her eyes scanned the room looking for the source of your voice. From the video feed, you could see that her hands were balled up into tight fists and she looked ready for a fight. Sheila must be assuming the worst considering how you pick her up with the ship's teleporter.

“I-uh, well- im, oh hell this is harder than I thought.” You fumble your words as you try to come up with a good explanation of who you are to the villainess. Dr. girlfriend easily senses the awkwardness and the nervousness within your voice and slightly relaxes her posture somewhat as she looks around the room in confusion.

“You sound awfully young to be **** people, so I’ll ask again. Who are you?” Dr. girlfriend questions as she looks around the room in confusion as she slowly relaxes her aggressive stance. You fumble a little bit more with your words before you actually come up with an actual response.

“Well it’s- it’s hard to explain Dr. girlfriend, look I’m going to highlight a route out of the room and towards where I’m at currently. As you make your way towards where I am I’ll explain, if you have any questions I’ll be more than willing to answer any of them, and when this is all over, and you’ve heard what I had to say, if you still want to go home I will be more than willing to teleport you anywhere you want. Just, please listen to what I say, I know you have absolutely every reason in the world not trust me, but just please hear me out.” You practically begged Dr. girlfriend as you lit up a white line on the floor that led out into the hall.

As you did this Dr. girlfriend has dropped her aggressive stance for the most part, but still retains her angry scowl as she looks around the room and then towards the white line before responding.

“Fine. But this better be good, and you better keep your word.” Dr. girlfriend bit out harshly as she begrudgingly began to follow the route you laid out for her. As Sheila entered the hallway, you began to explain the reason why you **** her in the first place.

“Okay, Dr. girlfriend to start off with. I can’t remember my own name. Before you say anything let me explain, you see I’m from a place called the core.” You began to explain to the rain-soaked villainess as she began to follow the route you laid out for her down the hall. As Dr. girlfriend walked down the hall, you could see a look of confusion cross her face at the mention of your homeworld.

“The core?” Sheila asked in confusion as you began to clarify further.

“Yeah, the core. You see the core is the central nexus point of the entire multi-verse and acts as a control variable to the otherwise chaotic and unpredictable multi-verse at large. As a result, the core is unapproachable to everyone outside of it as to protect its state as a control variable.” You explained further. However, you could see that her look of confusion turned into annoyance as Dr. girlfriend continued to walk down the hall.

“Multi-verse? Control variable? That sounds completely- _sigh… _Oh, what am I saying? How can this be surprising considering the insane super science I have to deal with back at home.” Dr. girlfriend deeply sighed to herself as she pinches the bridge of her nose as she stops in the hall for a second before continuing down the hall, though not before asking you a question.

“Okay so you’re from the control variable of the multi-verse, that doesn’t change anything and what do you mean you can’t remember your own name?” Dr. girlfriend grumbles out as she continues down the hall rounding a corner as you continue your explanation.

“I was getting to that, sorry if I ramble a bit it’s my way of coping with this insane situation I found myself in. Anyway like I said before I can’t remember my name mainly because of what was done to me when I was taken from the core. You see like you I was **** by this ship, but unlike you, I was forcibly transformed on the orders of a now dead alien race. This transformation forcefully evolved my body to the point that I could not even recognize my own face and when I tried to recall my own name and where I came from originally all that came up was a blank.” You explained to Dr. girlfriend as she continued down the hall and was slowly coming towards an elevator. You could see that her posture and her walk were lighter now, though she still kept her hands clenched into fists.

“So, let me repeat this, so I understand this correctly. You were kidnapped and experimented on to the point that you can’t even remember your own name by an alien race that’s now extinct?” Dr. girlfriend repeated slowly with confusion; as she neared the elevator which opened as she came close. As she did, you noted that Dr. girlfriend had lost the aggressive tone that she held before and noticed that she seem to relax her glare slightly at your explanation.

“Yep, I know it sounds insane and it sounds like something out of a cheesy science-fiction novel, but it’s all true.” You pleadingly tell Dr. girlfriend as she enters the open elevator whose doors automatically close behind her. Dr. girlfriend’s posture has completely relaxed now as you could see her hands have relaxed and now hanged loosely at her sides.

“Honey, all the things I’ve seen throughout my career as a professional supervillain is stuff ripped out of a comic book. Also, you have a fully functioning teleporter, something that people have been trying to perfect for years with little to no success I might add. So, stop begging I believe you, now explain to me why these aliens kidnapped you.” Dr. girlfriend now says in a softer and much more relaxed tone as she completely loses her glare as the elevator begins to rise.

“Well, you see Dr. girlfriend the reason aliens ordered the ship to kidnap me is the same reason why I zapped you up to the ship. You see the aliens were originally planning to invade this section of the multi-verse which is known as the cartoon multi-verse in order to expand their realm of influence.” You explained to villainess who gained a look of confusion as the word cartoon was brought up.

“Cartoon? Why is this part of the multiverse called the cartoon multi-verse? Are you saying that-“ “that your world is a cartoon? Yes, your world is perceived by everyone else in the multiverse as a cartoon.” You finish for the confused villainess as she gains a look of shock at your explanation.

“I- what?!” Dr. girlfriend sputters as she tries to come up with a response to your claim. However before she can spout denials and arguments against your explanation, you elaborate further to calm her fears.

“That’s not to say your not real! You exist, and everything that you’ve done is real, it's just that to the other worlds that can glance into your world see you as a cartoon character. This goes for all other fictional characters and their worlds as well, they exist, but they are completely unaware that they are all being watched through a fourth-dimensional wall that separates their two worlds.” You explain to the confused and shocked Dr. girlfriend as the elevator slowly reaches the command center. Dr. girlfriend’s brow scrunches up as she tries to come to terms with the reality of her existence and the existence of all other characters of fiction eventually, though she takes a deep breath and sighs loudly as she columns her nerves.

“Sigh… So every character of every TV show of every book of every piece of fiction that I’ve ever seen or that I have ever heard of exists and that I’m a cartoon character to others?” Dr. girlfriend says slowly as her eyes close shut and her shoulders slump as she tries to make sense of this insane situation she’s found herself in. However, this is short-lived as she takes a deep breath and opens her eyes with a sharp look of confidence as she asks you an important question.

“Prove it.” It doesn’t surprise you that someone like Dr. girlfriend doesn’t wholly believe you or doesn’t want to believe you as you can see one of her hands have clenched tightly into a shaking fist out of nervousness.

“Sigh… I understand your skepticism Sheila I really do.” You tell the villainess as her eyes widened slightly at the mention of her name, but soon her eyes get even wider as you continue to speak.

“However, if you need more proof then I can tell you about the relationship with phantom limb back in college and how it was this relationship that got you into organized villainy. If that’s not enough, then I can easily tell you about the emotional conversation you had the monarch when he told you the Venture Brothers have never heard their father say ‘I love you’ and how you told him to go love those boys and embrace them and try to be their father. I could talk about your time as a solo villain and how your murderous moppets got into trouble consistently to the point that you had to give up and become a number two. I can tell you I any number of things Shelia, I’ll tell you whatever you want to make you believe me and I’ll tell you how I learned all of this knowledge about you and your world. I learned all of this by watching your show at home in the core.” Your words shock Sheila to her core as she remains completely silent as the elevator finally arrives at the command center.

As the elevator doors opened you get up from your command chair and hop down from the elevated walkway and down into the central living area of the command center in a crouch. As you stand back up slowly, you can see that Sheila is still standing there in the elevator her face trapped in shock and her eyes staring off into the distance.

However, as you come close, you can see Sheila shake her head and regain focus as you speak once more to her this time face to face. Dr. Girlfriend is unaffected by your odd choice in outfit, unsurprising considering the people that she had to work with on a daily basis. Many of them would dressed up and wear even wackier outfits than your spacesuit, but it was your atomic green eyes that drew her attention the most as they peered out of the silvery opaque shielding that protected your head and gave you an ethereal look as stared at the villainess.

“Sheila I’m willing to answer any question you want of me, but I need you to listen to what I have to say. Your world, my world, all of the worlds of the multi-verse are in grave danger.” You tell the shocked villainess who looks at you with even more shocked confusion as she tries to make sense of your words.

“What? Why would my world and your world be in danger? Why did you bring me here? If you’re trying to freak me out, then you succeeded buddy.” Dr. Girlfriend says in concerned confusion as she stares at you with a look of complete bewilderment that soon turns into annoyance towards the end.

“It wasn’t my intention to make you feel unnerved or disturbed, Sheila I brought you here because I need your help. The aliens who built this ship and had me **** were all killed by their own superweapon that they were originally going to use to expand their sphere of influence throughout the multi-verse.” You explain to Dr. girlfriend remains completely silent at your words, but you could see a look of realization as you continue on with your explanation.

“This superweapon was named planet fusion and its sole goal was to absorb entire worlds within the multi-verse and incorporate their powers, abilities, and strengths into it.” You begin your explanation as you bring up a holographic image of planet fusion. Planet fusion is a massive green ball that’s ten times the size of Jupiter and looks like a never-ending swirling pool of green ooze that has several planets stuck within its grasp. Dr. girlfriend still remained silent, but you could see within her eyes a glimmer of fear as her body tensed at the sight of the alien superweapon.

“However, planet fusion became self-aware and consumed its creators, the same creators who developed the ship. However, before the last of the aliens could be consumed by planet fusion they launched this ship out into the multiverse to find someone from the core who knew enough about the multi-verse that fuse was originally designed to invade. They did this with the hope that this **** Schmuck from the core would be able to prepare these worlds In time for planet fusion’s invasion” You continue as you begin to pull up the last images of planet fuse absorbing and slaughtering the now-extinct alien race that constructed it. Before immediately pulling up a holographic image of the ship itself as it ripped open a hole in space and time to travel through the multi-verse.

“However, that unlucky schmuck was me, and I don’t know the first thing about fighting outside of shooting a gun and being clever. Which is why I brought you here, your an accomplished administrator and an adept when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. Not to mention your also a skilled tactician and have been professional number two for many different members of the Guild of calamitous intent.” You tell Dr. girlfriend as you dismiss the call the graphic images and begin to walk closer towards her as you list off her many notable traits.

“All of this combines to make you perhaps the best and only choice I have been in someone to not only teach me, but to guide me in my journey to stop planet fusion. So, let me ask you this Sheila.” You begin as you now stand close to the former number two of the monarch as you hold your hand out to her.

“Will you help me save the multiverse?”