Do something else

Tuesday 12:05pm.

Taking a step backwards you hold up both hands as if trying to ward her off, "Nurse Banks I take this change in policy is down to the death from above crap those idiots pulled last week", putting just enough anger into your voice to sound like its personal which it is but that has nothing to do with this need right now, "yes that is the reason for the change in policy Mr um I did not get your name".

Giving the best understanding smile you can it is not hard, " Doe Johnathan Doe, no its alright I understand we cannot have another time like that, you know it took me like ten showers to feel human again after getting hit by one of those things", throwing a shudder in for dramatic effect. Nurse Banks changes her tune straight away ,"oh you got hit by one of those missiles then I am sorry about that" she now looks a little sad and seems to regret being so snippy with you . "So what is it I can do for you Mr Doe do you need condoms or is it one of are other services".

Other services what the hell does that mean, having a surprised look on your face Nurse Banks laughs and explains the clinic offers certain services for male and female students like pregnancy tests, STD tests, and advice on sex even a service to insure you are using the right protection for both male and females surprisingly. I can use this to my advantage you think "Nurse banks I am need of some condoms but I am not sure of the size I need, you see my partner and I were trying to put the condom on and I thought I had the right size but it was not up to job and ripped before I could do the deed, I mean did I put it on wrong or did I get the wrong size".

"Young man you have come to the right place if you follow me I can provide a quick demonstration of how to correctly put on a condom and also give you a device to help measure yourself so as to make the correct decision on choosing your birth control, which I am happy someone your age is taking seriously". Leading you into a back room set up like a doctors surgery she directs you to a chair and asks a few questions on how you use condoms and what size was you using, after which she produces a device that could double as a dildo but in fact is a demonstration model for putting condoms on that can grow or shrink in size.

Inflating it to the large model size she asks you to chose a condom from the table and try to put it onto the model. Quickly putting it onto the model Nurse Banks notices your actions and finds nothing wrong with them. "Mr Doe it does not seem to be a problem with your use of the condom, perhaps you merely used the wrong size or type of condom".