Discussion over French Toast

Dani emerges from the bathroom wearing nothing but a robe. We’re comfortable around each other, so she isn’t shy about popping around the corner to ask what I’m cooking.

“Do I smell Bacon”?

Josephine can eat more than any person I know, so it’s incredible how thin she is. I mean, she has a little bit of plump: squishy thighs, round butt, big boobs, and a slight stomach. But to be honest, she is still really rather trim considering I’ve seen her eat an entire two topping extra large pizza in one sitting. When I cook for us, I make a little extra for her so she doesn’t take stuff off my plate, lest I become a bag of skin and bones.

“Yep! And my special French Toast”.

Jospehine squeals. I only make my special French Toast on rare occasions. In all fairness, I go all out: cinnamon, powder sugar, fruit, and artisan syrup I bought from the farmers market. That syrup may have been 5x as expensive as Aunt Jemima, but it blows her out of the water. I tell Josephine to go get dressed, as it won’t be finished for a few more minutes.

Josephine and I sit at the couch and eat my magnum opus. This is the best French Toast I’ve ever made, but it needed to be that way or else I don’t think I could convince Jo to let me fuck with Dani.

“So, uh, Jo... that thing I woke you up to talk about”?

“Mmhmm”? She says with her mouth still full.

“I, uh...I guess I don’t know how to explain this. Let me just show you”.

I pull up the app, and go to Vanessa’s profile. Josephine has met Vanessa and had a pretty big crush on her before she started dating Dani, so I figure this might be the most intriguing thing to her. I explain to Josephine how I got the app, how Vanessa gave me her bra without a second doubt, and everything with the succubus.

“What exactly is weird about that? Vanessa giving you her bra doesn’t sound strange to me”?

The awareness. Fuck. I toggle the awareness for bystanders to off on the “Gives You Her Bra” command.

“Do you still not think it’s weird”?

“Wait...now that I think about it...why the fuck would she do that”?

Okay, cool. It works retroactively. I hope Sam didn’t just also realize how weird that situation is too.

“So you woke me up at 4 am to tell me about some weird pervert mind control fantasy you have? And you made a whole app about it”?

“No no no, it was given to me by the succubus”.

“Jake you’re fuckin’ nuts. There is no such thing as a succubus. Besides, why would it give YOU a magical **** app? This is really creepy Jake”.

I get a text to my phone. All it says is “Check her profile”.

While Josephine continues to wrap her head around my apparent psychotic break, I check Josephine’s Custom Girls page. Speech is currently being highlighted, as if that’s what the app wants me to see. I see a highlighted option:

Speaks enthusiastically about the user’s ideas (10 gems)

Oh. The Succubi are tuned into my conversation and they want me to influence Josephine into being enthusiastic about Custom Girls, and my idea to involve Dani. Is that wrong? I didn’t intend to mess with Jo...but also, it’s not like I’m planning to do anything sexual to her. Just trying to get her on board for some ****. Well, at the very least, I can turn the command off later. I buy it and Josephine goes silent.

“Jo. Listen. Don’t question the app anymore. You should break up with Dani, she isn’t good for you. But she is wicked hot, and I think we should use the app to mess with her. Maybe give her some big tits or something. I can make it so that you’re aware of her changes but she isn’t. It’ll be fun. And if you’re feeling guilty at the end, we can always toggle everything off”.

“I’m hesitant...but it would be really hot to see what the app can do to Dani. And you’re right. She has been really mean to me lately, and I was actually already thinking of ending things. I think this will actually be sort of fun! Okay Jake, I’m in, what’s our plan”?

Wow. It was that easy, huh? I think that 10 gems was well spent, because now I can make Jo think this was all her idea basically. She isn’t that enthusiastic about what I said, at least not to the level I expected. Maybe the app just amplifies whatever her existing enthusiasm was. If she had a thought in the back of her mind to break up with Dani, I just amplified that to be something she actually wants to go through with! Shit, wait. That means she wasn’t planning on breaking up with Dani. Fuck, I messed with her too much already...

Well...

Actually, Dani sucks. And my friend shouldn’t be dating someone who isn’t good for her. This is probably for the best.