Disclaimer

· This is an entirely fictional story, set in a fictionalized version of the world.

· All characters, including those inspired by historical figures, are fictional and have fictitious personalities. Much like the protagonist of "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" did not behave like real-life President Lincoln, the characters in this story act according to narrative needs, and do not represent the personalities of any celebrity in real life.

· No disrespect is intended towards any real-life public figure.

· This is a satirical erotic story. Read only if you have a sense of humor.

· No human, animal, plant or fungus have been harmed during the typing of this story. Some bacteria did die, because I can't stop my immune system from working. They will be remembered.