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Chapter 222
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What do you do?
Disassemble the suit.
Your party takes apart the suit of armour. Pretty quickly, you start to see a body inside. It's the same colour as the arm you found, and it belongs to a girl. She has dark green hair, which reaches just past her shoulders. Her eyes are vibrant cyan. They do actually emit a bit of light. Though she's no competition to the size of Eva or Niki, she has a decently sized perky chest, which rests behind a sleeveless grey crop top which stops just above her stomach. Beneath her belly button is a skirt to match. She has nothing else--not even shoes--and it isn't the fanciest outfit in the world.
What's really odd is how inhuman she appears. It doesn't help that when you give her back the moving arm, she sockets it right back on. Upon closer inspection, you can make out feint seams along certain parts of her body, like her neck, shoulders, elbows, knees, etc, including where her arm was previously unattached.
She bows politely. "You have awoken me from stasis, and I look forward to serving you. What are your names?"
"Wait, what?" you ask. "Hold on. I have way too many questions right now."
"I was created by Elok Daven, an elven mage and brilliant inventor. However, I was never utilized much before being put into stasis. I rested here until your party awoken me once more. I thank you. Without Elok Daven here, however, I have no master."
"So you're some kind of golem?"
"That is correct. I was one of many experimental creations. Though I do not know much else. I have not been conscious of my surroundings for three thousand seven hundred and ninety-two hours."
Niki counts on her fingers. "That's... a lot of days!"
"It's like five or so months," you say. "Well you can come with us I guess, but master is a bit weird. We already have a maid that does that, and I'm still getting used to it."
"I will call you anything you would like," she says.
"Well, I'm Kyle. This is Niki, Eva, and Amara, and we live a city over. Delphi is the pixie here. She's new. Also, Rabbit's Foot is like a local hero back home that came with us. What's your name?"
"I am the Automated Lifelike Intelligent Construct Experiment, Alice." She grabs her skirt and curtsies politely.
RF leans towards you. "Kyle. Remember how we aren't supposed to take anything we find?"
"Shit. You're right. What do we do?"
"I don't wish to leave this poor girl on her own. We need to find a way to smuggle her out."
"That doesn't sound very heroic."
"Heroism is about keeping people safe, and that is exactly what we'll do!"
"What is it that you are talking about?" Alice asks.
"To be honest with you," you reply. "How to get you out of here without anyone seeing."
"Ah. That is quite easy."
She grabs the same arm, and pops it right off. "I am quite portable."
What do you do?
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A New World! Your Party of Hopeless Hotties
(Game) After being transported to a fantasy land, you try to assemble a normal party of girls, but things are never that simple.
Click "Start Game"! You've been mysteriously brought over to an RPG-style world of sexy elves and powerful magic, but things aren't as easy as you first imagined. The only adventurers that you're able to recruit into your party are cute girls that are entirely hopeless, and kinky as hell! Hopefully you don't die because of them. (This story was inspired by Konosuba. Cover is from Sakura Knight. Also known as YPoHH.) ----- We have a wiki now! Too many characters to keep track of in this setting? Check out the constantly under-construction reference site here: https://www.worldanvil.com/w/absoterra-fiftyfiftyfifty
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