Disappear in the morning.

You wake up and find yourself big-spooning Dex, with his arms and legs wrapped around yours. Ugh. You sigh and oh-so-carefully untangle yourself from his limbs and easing yourself off the bed while disturbing him as little as possible. You dress quickly and silently, then take one last look back at that gorgeous brown ass that you deflowered and filled with your cum, last night. You pull out your phone and risk taking a pic for posterity and future jerking off.

You make sure you've got everything, and you unlock and slip out Dex's front door. You send a quick text off to Chris, asking where brunch is. You'll certainly be a hit with your story of banging a virgin. As far as you're concerned, Chris&Jeff's housewarming was a smashing success.

END :)