Dinner and a show

I enjoyed the show. I wish I were a mind reader as I especially would love to know what the woman with her face taped to a guy's sweaty ass was thinking. The MILF with the stroller was apparently too preoccupied with the human centipede I created to know her butt cheeks were on display, and I took several photos of her. Satisfied with what I had created, I felt hungry, so I drove to my favorite Chinese restaurant.

I was greeted by the elderly hostess, Mrs. Yu, who wore a long red silk dress with gold peacocks embroidered on it. She asked where my parents were as we were regulars, and I explained as she seated me at a booth and took my drink order for green tea.

At the table closest to me was a family of four. A man with a receding hairline and a beer belly, his dowdy pudgy wife, a boy in his early teens and a girl who looked to be in her late teens. The girl was attractive with a huge mass of hair haphazardly tied up in a big messy bun. She was texting on her phone and ignoring her family as they chatted about plans to drive to the Grand Canyon.

"Amanda!" said the mother. "Are you going to join us for this family meal, or just tune us out and spend your time with your phone."

"Geez, mom," said Amanda. She looked up briefly then back at her phone. "It's not like I haven't been living with you guys for the past eighteen years, and there is _nothing _interesting about driving to a big hole in the ground."

"It's our last summer together," said the man. "You've graduated and have made plans to move out with Melissa, and we are paying for your cosmetology school and rent for the first year."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," said Amanda without looking up. "I appreciate that and all..." she trailed off as her parents looked at each other and rolled their eyes.

The waitress brought the family their food. As she put a plate of what looked to be kung pao chicken in front of Amanda, she warned Amanda of the hot peppers.

I waited for Amanda to get a forkful of food and stopped time just as she brought it to her mouth. I took the food off of her fork and buried it in her messy bun. I then filled her fork with the hot peppers from her plate. I went back and restarted time.

Amanda put the forkful of peppers in her mouth and started to chew. It did not take long before she started coughing, and her eyes when wide. Her face started to turn red.

"You OK, dear?" her mom asked.

Amanda reached for her drink, a cola, and thanks to me, it ended up upside down, and spilling into her lap. She pushed away from the table. She spit out the half chewed peppers into her hand. She got up and looked around. She was coughing and gasping.

Her mom got up to help her. Amanda reached for her brother's drink, another cola, and this one ended up spilling all down the front of her light blue t-shirt. She put the glass on the table and started fanning her mouth with her hand. "Water!" she finally said.

The waitress, who saw what was going on, brought a glass and pitcher of ice water. She poured Amanda a glass. Amanda went to take a drink, but thanks to me, missed her mouth and spilled the water down her chin. "Fuck!" she muttered.

"Language!" said her dad.

I was surreptitiously recording all of this with my phone. Amanda finally turned and ran for the bathroom. Just before she reached the door, she found her jeans around her knees, and her panties wedged high up her butt crack. Muttering and coughing, she pulled up her jeans with one hand and pushed the bathroom door open with the other as I laughed. I noticed her younger brother was laughing too.