Dildo

Warrior rushes out of the ring to cut you off. You snatch the dildo quickly & roll back in ring. Your foe's right on your tail, chasing you back in. You turn to face her, she swipes, you dodge. You swipe, she dodges. Your both on your toes, stalemated, ready to react. She chuckles, you chuckle, just a little mad from the tension.

"What are you dooin' with that thing?"

"Wouldn't you like to know."

I would too, actually.

"Can't do me yourself, pencil prick?"

"Maybe you're such a cunt you can handle 2."

"Ya I could." The sex drips of her tongue.

"You wan't it, come & get it."

"Give it to me boyo." She feints in & laughs.

"No. No, I'm keeping it." You spank yourself with it.

"Gimme that cock!"

She lunges, you're too slow. She picks you up the waist, stares into your face, either blood lust or cum drunk. Your arms are still free, so you push at her chin & face. Warrior shrugs it off, still smiling. The bearhug will drain you before long, have to punch your way out. Without thinking, you roll the dildo inside your fist & throw it down. Your foe's face crumbles on impact.

What? Didn't think I hit that hard. Of course, the dildo!

You have a loaded punch now. She hangs off of your waist, barely standing, eyes glassy. With a handful of hair you turn her face up & put another loaded punch in her mouth. Then another, then another, until she's face down in dreamland. Warrior's flesh & features have lost all there ferocity, now that they're soft & sleeping. You raise your weapon in triumph & bask in the cheers of the crowd.

You win 1 point, & the match, by K.O.