Defending the Planet from Alien Scum

Elon had given his cat babes assistants a break for a day. He genetically engineered them to be productive but he liked to give them time off. Besides they were picking up his lunch and he could have any distractions while saving humanity today.

He was dealing with a Massive Dick shaped UFO in space about to Invade Earth. It was his main enemies the Slutanari, Tentacle women from Rigel 9. Many thought they were hot but Elon found them repulsive and offensive. They were all bimbos with an almost reptile appearance. they came in all different colors. Some of them had three and four tits, but they all had tentacles which Elon also thought was gross.

They were her to enslave us all with their tentacles and steal all of Elon Musk's technology for their own. He had them in a video chat and they were making petty threats to him but at the same time trying to be sexy. He let them know what was up pretty quick.

"Listen your alien bags of trash. Im defending Earth with my missile grid and even if you creeps get past that Ill kick your squiggly weird butts myself with my Iron Man suit. Ill shove your tentacles right up your butt and send you back to whatever black hole you slithered out of"

That go them riled up. The thought of being penetrated by their own tentacles disturbed them and Elon taunting them and calling them gross made them yell and cluck like hens. The leader spoke up in a flustered fit.

"How dare you speak to us like that. You will bow before us and suck our tentacles when we are done with you Elon..."

While they blabbered on and on he just smiled a devilish smile which made them even more hysterical. He was secretly just getting them riled up so they would be distracted. He needed to distract them while he sent a virus into their software. Since the Tentacle babes were unnatural and had nano technology in the bio engineering he could tap into their brains and hack them easily.

"Looks like you worm head idiots didnt count on one thing.... Me!"

He hits a few keys on his keyboard and their whole network goes down sending them into an insane panic. He laughs at the chaos hes caused. "What have you done!?" Screams their leader.

"Oh nothing. I just implanted a virus in your stupid mush brains that will ove-ride those fat asses of yours and turn your gross tentacles against you. It was easy to hack your weak ass genetic code with the help of my AI God Groc" He hits a few more keys on his keyboard and the tentacles start to choke the tentacle women of Rigel 69 in a firm tightening grip. They squirm and squiggle and kick to break free but their own tentacles have got them trapped. Some of their faces begin to turn blue. The tentacles start wrapping around their ankles and slowly opening their legs.

"Nooooooooo!!! Stop! Heeeeelp! Well do anything! Pleeeeease. Releeease us. Please Elon" He grabs some popcorn and watches the fun as the get pulled squished and choked by their own slimey tentacles against their will. the tentacles begin slithering up their legs and into their pussies and butts. Elon chuckles and records the whole thing. They squirm and plead in a slimey orgy of madness on the floor unable to reach the controls of their ship or even control their own bodies. The yelp and moan. Some of them start squirting cum and goo everywhere.

"Hahahaha. You cringe ass loser aliens are soo gross. You creeps got what you deserve. Now to send you slimebags into a black hole to erase your asses." He programs their ship on a course for a black hole and it starts flying away from Earth. The Slutanari panic even more and beg him to stop it but hes just like "Nah" and he turns off the video chat cause hes bored of them now.

Suddenly he realizes he has a bigger problem than an Alien invasion of tentacle babes. His security has been breached by his biggest Non-alien nemesis. He can see Tiger Queen in her knock off catwoman costume trying to sneak through his lasers with sexy acrobatics ... but she is such a clumsy bimbo her big tits and ass keep hitting the lasers and tripping the alarms

This fake ass weirdo made him wish his real cat babes were here. How many cringe losers would he have to deal with in one day?