Chapter 2
by 
tallywhacker
What are you?
Decrepit Armor
You are an aged suit of armor standing in the abandoned mansion outside the starting village. You move loudly and slowly. Your iron is dull and tarnished, and your helmet and right arm are missing.
You're the first boss, the tutorial boss. You hit pretty hard when you connect, and you can shrug off most hits, but most heroes never see that. Your chest and legs are only connected by a worn strip of leather. You exist to teach the player to pick targets. You lose to a child who will inevitably sell you just to clean their inventory.
Well, the door's opening, time to meet the next hero...
Who is it?
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope