Decision time

"Is that how you tell people you aren't interested, John?"

You did not jump up in surprise because Sarah sneaked up on you with catlike tread, and nobody can prove otherwise!

"Does the term mixed signals ring a bell?" she asks, and the in a male sounding voice "Hi there, I think you're awesome, special, and super sexy, and I'd like to be part of your life, but I totally don't want to date you, buhbye."

Now doing her regular voice "Poor Miranda's head is probably spinning around like she's starring in an Exorcist remake."

Shit! Now you owe her an apology for your apology?!

"Which leads me to ask, John, do you still need closure there? Do you still want to date Miranda? Do you still want to fuck her?"

"Sarah! I'm with Nicole now, she's my girlfriend!"

"Answer the question, John, yes or no?"