Dear WWE/TKO: Instead of fleshlights & $1,000+ fan-bangs, PLEASE create life-sized Sex Doll versions of your top Diva division talent like TNA, AEW and Stardom Japan does! Preferably starting with Tiffany Stratton! (7.19.25)

'Seriously WWE, if you're going to pimp yourselves out this hard with the corporate sponsorships, maybe instead of promoting BS energy drinks co-founded by a douchebag scam artist who films dead bodies from trees, you partner up with a company that makes shit that people actually care about like RealDoll!'