David is pornography

"I mean, seriously. I'm in a porn pic! And impaled on a dick! A fucking dick! Seriously, what is wrong with you guys?" the deep baritone voice of David came from a porn pic with the buxom blonde Hannah Hilton in it, her lips moving accordingly with David's every word.

"David, look... I'm sorry, but the intern must have fucked this up! But just be glad it is something relatively tame..." Jim hastily tried to apologize.
"Fucked it up? And tame!? Dude, you have no idea what 'fucked up' literally means! Get me out of this! Immediately!" David shouted from inside the screen.