After a while you start to warm up to Kevin as you discover that beneath his abrasive exterior, he's actually an interesting and nice guy. The two of you share some more gossip about different neighbors and you really think you might have found a new friend you can spend time with while your new hubby is at work.
After fifteen minutes or so you're a little surprised when Dave wanders back over to the two of you.
"I'll be honest, I don't care for most of our neighbors," Dave admits. "None of them have been as nice to me as you and your...your...uh...husband."
"You're a sweet guy, David," Kevin said, touching him gently on the arm. "Its Karen that pushes people away."
"She is a handful, I admit."
"She's a bitch," Kevin said. "I see what happens. When she isn't harassing one of the neighbors, she's chewing on your butt for something. And let me tell you from experience, if someone is going to spend that much time up your ass, it should be a lot more fun."
Dave blushed but smiled.
"I'm sorry she treats you the way she does."
"I've dealt with worse," Kevin said. "I've been openly gay since I was fourteen. High school boys were worse than Karen. At least she isn't pulling out her pussy and teasing me with it."
Dave chuckled.
"You don't want to see that!"
"No, if I was going to see what anybody around here had in their underwear, it would not be your wife," Kevin said, which made Dave blush even more.
You were begining to feel like a third wheel, but you were pretty certain Kevin could turn Dave in about two minutes, if he really tried.
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