Darrin Meets Darren

What he saw was Samantha(!??!) standing over them in her wedding dress! Did his bride-to-be have an identical twin sister, and he had just -*Gulp!* She said, “Stealing my Darrin, are you!?”

“It’s not what you think! I’m-”

“I know who you are! You’re the old, married me who’s gotten tired of the old, married Darrin! You’re going to wear out My Darren before I have had my chance!” She snapped her fingers and she was as nude as herself, identical in every way: 34B with a slim waist and wide hips.

Oh, dear!! This Samantha was from before she had gotten any practice in anticipation and disappointment! She still preferred her pleasures easy and now!

“If you’re tired of old, married Darrin, then he must certainly be tired of old, married you!”

She twitched her nose and the Darren of the present was standing before an easel, pointing at his layout for the Klondike Camera campaign. “...Eureka! cries the husband and father as he gets a shot of his family while they -What?!?” He finally noticed he is no longer in the client’s office.

“Sa-am!” he said before seeing her - naked again! - in the living room.

“I’m not your Sam; I’m his Samantha!” she said, pointing to the naked couple on the floor.

“Sam!?!” Then, “Who is he?!! What’s he doing naked with my naked wife?! Or is she Serena?!”

“Yes, who is he?!” the Darrin with Sam also demanded.

“Now, Darren! Try to stay calm,” Sam said. “This is you: The original you. One of Mother’s spells...well, it changed things.”

“Your mother! I should’ve known! And a spell was put on me and everybody else to forget what I was like before, right!?”