Dance!

"Wait! Oh my god. Wait one second!" Tammy runs out the room suddenly, leaving you awkwardly standing there hands cupped over your privates. She takes a second to peek back through the door with a wide smile, "I have the best idea ever!"

You reflect a little, this being easily the most humiliating day of your life so far; you did NOT expect this to happen when you agreed to this little date. And while Tammy seemed to be loving it (understatement) you couldn't keep the red blush off your face. Tammy rushed back into the room, with some kind of large mat in her small hands. She throws it on the ground and kneels down to flatten it and your heart drops when you see what it is.

Tammy looks up at you, her eyes nearly wider than her glasses and giggly spouts, "You ever played DDR?"

"What?" You barely manage to say.

"Dance dance revolution!" Tammy points at the mat and jumps to her feet.

You groan, "I know what it is, just do you really expect me to do that?... Like this?"

"Saaaaaam," She whines, "But you promised!"

"You are so evil."

"I'm sorry! This just like too funny, I swear!" Tammy squeaks out, as she fiddles with the console to switch it on, "There's only one mat, so we both can't play... but I'm fine with just watching."

She stands up and walks behind you just allowing you enough time to also turn around to avoid her seeing your ass which obviously disappoints her.

"You know I'm going to see it when you play!" The nerdy girl grins, before lying down on the couch and stretching her legs out.

"But-"

"I'm so ready when you are!"

You sigh, cocking your head towards the TV screen and prepare yourself to make the most embarrassing time of your life. You slowly turn and hear Tammy gasp.

"Oh my god! You have such a big butt!" Tammy breaks into laughter, as you blush even harder. You look at her and she's in hysterics, nearly falling off the sofa out of clumsiness. After a few seconds she shouts, "Go!"

The game starts and you try your best to focus and do well. You feel your butt move from side to side but because your hands are clamped protecting your "bits" it makes your movements look so much more awkward and slow and your bare feet hurt as you smack them against the mat. However the most embarrassing part of it all is the heckling and teasing the small dork yells from across the room.

"Nice ass!"
"Shake that butt!"
"OMG!"
"Sam you are super cute!"