Damn, she looks hot as a guy. Hit on "him".

"Hey, uhh, Mike. I never noticed how hot you were before. You want to go out sometime with me?" You decide to be abrupt and ask boldly.

"Umm. . . Are you kidding right now?" Mike asked in disgust. "I'm straight."

Okay, that was expected. You were all too familiar with rejection, not many cute guys were gay.