Crash into an ice cream truck

David drove the policewoman's cruiser out of the woods. The policewoman burped a cum bubble as they entered the city, so the moron decided to look for the siren with one hand while groping the cop's ass with the other.

As soon as the incompetent pervert took his eyes off the road, the cruiser slammed into the only other vehicle on the road -- an ice cream truck. This was safer than slamming into the shady tree next to it, but the cruiser wasn't moving again. Sergeant Carson burped another cum bubble and passed out.

David got out of the car just as the ice cream truck girl ran out. She was wearing a white short-sleeve shirt, red bowtie, and a red striped skirt. Her nametag said "Elsie" and her hair was blonde.

"Oh my god! Are you hurt?" Elsie slowed down. "Are you a cop?"

David grabbed at the chest puppies under Elsie's tight white uniform and squeezed. "How about some ice cream, cum mop? Tell me about your flavours."