Cordelia

"Cordy, we've been to every store in town that would have costumes and the only thing you've bought is that dumb flat frisbee with the hole in it from the toy store in the mall. Plus you made me put back three great costumes. You've got ME tired of SHOPPING," Harmony whined.

"This is the last place. I know what out costumes are going to be and they have to be perfect. Buffy Summers doesn't have the monoploy on the hot hero look."

"What?"

"Nothing."

They entered Ethan's and Cordy started looking for their costumes. Harmony not knowing what was going to be picked out was left standing there looking dumb. Something she was very good at. Actually she also pouted a little, since Cordelia had apparently decided that she was picking Harmony's costume.

"Found it!"

"That's a Xena costume." It was. And it was better than many of the Xena costumes's they had seen in other stores earlier. Cordy has passed them by without even hinting of interest.

"That's right. I'm Xena and you're Gabrielle."

"Uh, Cordy, I'm flattered but I'm not interested in you that way."

"What are you talking about? You're my best friend."

'Xena and Gabrielle are lesbians."

"Oh, they are not. That's just a rumor to get ratings. Guys will watch anything to see hot girl-on-girl action. So will lesbians."

"Really?"

"Yes. Now lets get your stuff and get out of here."