Collesium- The sexul Olmympics

You crash land near the Collesium. Your ship is totaly wrecky. To your surprise surprise you see Phill wearing a Pimp hat. Her has a microphone. You see some Disney and Squaresoft chacter around him. Some are naked some are chain up

"Behold my ladies in Gentlemen to the sexual olmpics. Women from around the world will battle sexualy. In differny competitions. Our favorit is the last woman standing. Women go at it sexual in bed and the one that not exausted from body grinding sex is the Hero and the other a Zero. Also they regular cat fight. If you a man who think you can handle one of the women feel free to Join but be warn it can get rough. But if your manage to take down our lady Competttiors you get a new BRAND NEW GUMMI ship. Faster then all the rest and can enter any world imaginble inluding the World of the heartless" Phil says

"if sex not your thing you can also battle with the guys to see who blade and fighting skills are stronge. Winner of that get a lesser ship but still flys fast. Plus you get the sword of power"

Should you stay and watch

Join the tourment in hopes of getting a ship

or something complety differnt