College

"Take me to the nearest university," James told his driver Isla.

"Very good, sir," said Ilsa.

James relaxed in the back of the car. He looked around. "I have a nice vodka martini."

A martini appeared in his hand. He sipped it as he rode in town. He looked out the window and saw a well toned redheaded woman in her thirties jogging down the sidewalk. She wore black jogging pants and a gray tank top. "That woman's clothes will disappear in three seconds."

Three seconds later, the woman was naked. She stopped and clasped a hand over her exposed crotch and put an arm over her breasts. She looked around as people stopped and stared then she ran off in the direction she came.

James smiled. He had more fun along the way, leaving people naked, horny, having random orgasms, and other naughty fun. As they arrived near campus, Ilsa turned down a street lined with large houses. He saw lots of Greek letters on the houses then spotted one with a lot of girls in dresses out front. They were talking and walking about.

"Hmmm," mused James. "Ilsa, stop the car."

"Yes, sir." Ilsa pulled over and stopped.

He looked at the Alpha Chi Omegas mingling out in front of their house. "All of those girls have crabs and head lice."

James watched. It took a couple of minutes but many of the girls reached up and scratched their heads or tried to scratch their crotches without anyone noticing. Most of them were squirming a bit and shifting from foot to foot. "When each girls discovers she has crabs and lice, she will blame her sorority sisters and vow ****."

James watched the girls grow more and more irritable as they continued to talk and mingle. A charter bus pulled up, and the girls started to get on. James had a silly idea. "During the bus drive, every girl on the bus will become very flatulent."

James watched the girls finish loading the bus then the bus pulled away. "Ilsa, I'm going to take a walk. Wait here for me."

"Of course, sir."

James finished his martini and left the glass in the car. He walked along until he saw a cute girl on a jogging path. She was listening to something on her phone that was making her smile as she stretched.

James cocked an eyebrow as he cock stirred in his pants.