Coax out a thorny load

Shakespeare's body shook uncontrollably. He began to grind his balls down against the wood as Jesus' hand hole held him. The splinters tore at his testicles, and slowly, he approached climax.

"OH, OH JESUS!"

"Yes, Bard, let it go."

"OH, JESUS, TURN THE OTHER CHEEEEEEK!!"

Jesus turned his face, and Shakespeare flooded his hair and forehead with gallons of ejaculate. The cum ran down through Jesus' crown of thorns, streaking down to his cheeks and his mouth. All the runoff that reached his supple lips, he slurped down.

"Oh, my lord, that was wonderful," Shakespeare panted, out of breath.

Jesus smirked.

Shakespeare asked, "What is it, that has so piqued your humor, my lord?"

Jesus replied, "Do unto others, Bard."