Class Action

By the time you get to class, Mimi is standing outside looking nervous. "We're late," she said.

I checked my phone. "Just by a minute." I peeked in class and see Dr. Morris entertaining the class for a warm-up.

"Wait here," I tell Mimi. I walked in and whispered into Dr. Morris's ear.

"Class," said Dr. Morris, "Rick will take over for today. Give him your undivided attention." He gathers his things and leaves.

I hop up on his desk. "Class, please trust me completely. Please believe whatever I say, and please do not question it. Please do what I say, and please give me your undivided attention."

"First things first. All male students leave and go somewhere to wank off."

The male students look embarrassed, but gather their belongings and file out.

I smile at the female students.