Cira needs a mouth to occupy her

Enough with the shouting and yelling from this girl. You hop over less than the blink of an eye, and push the two women's mouths together, taking care to sculpt their lips into an approximation of a kiss.

You sit down elsewhere in the room to watch. If only you could visually record this somehow; you could sell it for a lot of money.

Upon resuming, the two women find their lips locked together. Their eyes go wide, but for an agonizingly long moment in their shock and surprise neither takes the initiative to break the **** kiss. Finally, with a wet snapping sound, the two pull clear, stammering incoherent excuses and apologies at eachother. That embarrassing moment ought to shut them up for a minute or two.

Zed is... Let's call his expression one of intrigue.