Choosing a silly name

The room in question appears to be a cross between a vanity and a dressing room. On one side, you had over-the-top dresses hanging on female mannequins and on the other, you had special chairs in front of mirrors with all sorts of makeup, wigs and accesories.

"Before you can become a clown princess, you need to decide on your name." Batty explained, oversized wedding ring on her ring finger your focus for the moment. It's quite beautiful for such a large piece of jewelry. "For example, I am Princess Batty Heart."

You nod.

The expectation in your head was that of a dress fitting, not coming up with an entirely new name for yourself. Which tells you quite a lot about your knowledge of being a princess. Let alone a clown princess.

This is a special package after all. If it wasn't, then it wouldn't be so special.

What exactly should your new name be though?