Check it out.

You grab your pants off the floor and pull the bottle and note out of your pocket.

Its a blue vial, maybe only 10mls or so. You unravel the crumpled note.

'Dear Ezra,

This is a bottle of a potion, I cant actually tell you where its from and its never been used, but my father claimed it was a magic potion that would make women flock to you and fall in love. It sounded like a load of shit and I never needed it, I had no issue reigning in your grandma. I thought Jordan would need it since he was always so cocky, but its you who needs it.

If you have this it means you're in your 20s and have no wife. '

Well he can fuck right off, a wife? Seriously you told him repeatedly before he died that you didnt like girls. You scan the rest of the page this old fool wrote on, ready to pass this off as one of the shittiest presents you have ever got. I mean, what of it worked? the last thing you need is moist women humping your leg.

'One warning tho, I cant really be sure, but it will have a sideffect, it may work on guys and girls, so be very carefull around men, dont want them getting the wrong idea, use this to find a wife and the mother of your children'

Well, aside from almost vomiting a little, this gift just got way more interesting. Can you imagine if this worked? drinking this, wandering outside and just having guys attracted to you.

Sounds like a dream