Charles White (Cr1tikal, penguinz0)

Long one of the titans of YouTube commentary and gaming, Cr1tikal is well-known for his deadpan humor, increasingly long black locks, and white t-shirt. But what would happen without his white t-shirt, or without any clothes on whatsoever? Luckily he lives in Florida, so he won't be too cold, but would he be embarrassed?

More specifically, how would he find himself in such a situation? What deviant fanfic of the manga of his life can CHYOA come up with to satisfy their innate and insatiable desires for skin and embarrassment?